asockalypse now!

Let the end times roll!

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Prez sez: the solution to #globalwarming is obvious: #nuclearwinter. #alternativefacts #climatechange #GOPlies #ParisAccord #LiarInChief

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Prez sez: #zombies hordes in the #hellscape still easier to face that the #Whitehousepress. Maybe that's why they're call a corps? #trump

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Prez sez: loving memorial day but I can't remember why. #Comey #PutinsPuppet #dumptrump #russiagate #kushnerrussia #LiarInChief #impeachment

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Prez sez: remember when I said I lied? I was lying. #Comey #PutinsPuppet #dumptrump #LiarLiar #altfacts #Trump #ImpeachTrump #ComeyFiring

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Prez sez: another advantage to tiny hands - did I grope you or was that just a bug? #trump #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #PutinsPuppet #100days

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The Asockalypse is here!

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Is thing on?

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Prez sez: been using my small hands to pick #zombies pockets. Surprising what you find. Expected the worms. #amexplatinum card not so much.

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#Prez sez: 4 months in and I think this #Asockalypse is going great. I'm happy. #Zombies happy. And no more fake news! #alternativefacts

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#Prez sez: I'm sure my enemies are trying to read my thoughts. Luckily I have a foil helmet. Take that #fakenews! #Trump #PutinsPuppet

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#Prez sez: can we please lighten up about this #apocalypse? It's not like it's the end of the world or something. #zombies #Borderwall

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Prez sez: who sez #endtimes can't be #goodtimes? Welcome to Fact Free Fridays happy hour! Unescorted zombies drink free 5-7PM #bottomless

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Prez sez: just like my 4 sons who were incinerated when I accentually caused #WWIII I think #Twitter is really keen. #POTUS #MadeinAsia

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Prez sez: so much easier being president now that #Congress is all mindless zombies and the asteroid flattened #SupremeCourt. #PutinsPuppet

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Prez sez: my administration not the only disaster. Did you see the #Oscars? No #zombies even nominated! #diversity #LaLaLandorMoonlight

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Prez sez: okay, so I started the #Asockalypse! but it's the #fakenews making a big deal out of it. Time to #moveon #PutinsPuppet #Trump

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Prez sez: no matter what the #lyingmedia says #zombies everywhere are delighted with my well-oiled administration. #PutinsPuppet #apocalypse