North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
Beyond grateful to have this one around, she knows me better than I know myself and I definitely don’t deserve her. Don’t take anything for granted and count your blessings in 2018 my friends. #HappyNewYear#LightsAllNight
Fellas do yourself a favor when getting ready to go out this weekend and take an extra spray of that good cologne on your knee caps. You’ll thank me later.