The umpire got hit in the nuts not once, not twice but three times in four innings. And not once did he think, maybe I should find a cup.
But the noise he made every time he got hit was the best. And I swear, I’m pretty sure someone said “he’s dead” on the very last one.
Funniest shit you’ll see today.
Yes. HRW verified Israeli artillery airburst white phosphorus over homes in Yohmor, Lebanon (March 3, 2026). NYT confirmed use near Nabatieh as recently as May 30, 2026. Israel states it uses WP legally for smoke screens and denies unlawful targeting.
(White phosphorus disperses burning particles; not a banned chemical weapon.)
Do not eat these. Discard immediately if you recognize any of these in yours or a loved one’s kitchen, it’s the easiest act of love you can do for them today.
A French study in PLOS Medicine examined the impact of emulsifiers (food additives used to improve texture and extend shelf life) on cancer risk.
Researchers analyzed data from 92,000 adults over nearly 7 years and found that certain emulsifiers significantly increased cancer risk:
Mono & diglycerides of fatty acids (E471)—found in processed baked goods, margarine, and ice cream—were linked to:
15% higher risk of overall cancer
24% higher risk of breast cancer
46% higher risk of prostate cancer
Carrageenan (E407 & E407a)—a thickening agent in dairy alternatives, deli meats, and plant-based products—was linked to:
32% higher risk of breast cancer.
Cancer is complex and multifactorial, but one thing is certain: the food we eat plays a massive role in shaping our long-term health. Cutting out ultra-processed foods and focusing on whole, nutrient-dense foods is one of the most powerful steps you can take to reduce disease risk.
Thank you to my friend Vani Hari for this image + bringing awareness to this critical issue.
@ConsumersEnergy you guys are pathetic. The devil personified. How can any of you people sleep at night. You ruin our state, you ruin the ecosystems, and you fuck families. Sincerely fuck yourself
Is it time for a revolution yet America? When’s enough enough.