nathan

good take haver

[nathan @asparagusnathan]

@alrightfans Your bird hits her freekicks on the valve

[nathan @asparagusnathan]

i wouldn’t even care if Clairo’s dad owned Palantir

[nathan @asparagusnathan]

@RileyJohnSavage another diplo pun

[nathan @asparagusnathan]

Cam Payne poetry - Drake

[nathan @asparagusnathan]

@RileyJohnSavage your memory will embarrass you

[nathan @asparagusnathan]

Michigan is winning the lot

[nathan @asparagusnathan]

@HoesLuvEthan received

[nathan @asparagusnathan]

and the oscar for the most touching performance of 2025 goes to pedro pascal

[nathan @asparagusnathan]

@Imnotfu83214535 it’s back

[nathan @asparagusnathan]

bring bring bring bring bring bring bring bring bring bring bring bring

[B @utdbrxy]

might have to firm his crash outs bc wtf have i just watched 😭😭

[nathan @asparagusnathan]

Woltemade is a gem

[Stevo Veljkovic @stevo_v]

@_PhilCosta @karthikadhaigal Met him and Nwaneri last Thursday, both of them were so humble and down to earth. When I told them "You guys are great...", MLS' response was "He is." pointing at Nwaneri.

[Phil Costa @_PhilCosta]

🎙️ Myles Lewis-Skelly has been called an arrogant prick, punchable and unlikeable because of a picture after his first England call-up.

Familiar patterns are emerging around a young, black, successful footballer and this behaviour should be exposed.

https://t.co/CI996EHFzf

[nathan @asparagusnathan]

NOOOOOOOO

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ Marc Casadó has suffered partial tear of the lateral collateral ligament in his right knee, new tests confirm.

Casadó will undergo conservative treatment and Barça midfielder is expected to be out for approximately two months.

[nathan @asparagusnathan]

@TheOfficialFNG Stelios Giannakopoulos is beyond nuts

[nathan @asparagusnathan]

@99manexx old trafford record is gone 🕊️🕊️

[nathan @asparagusnathan]

@Gideoomatic better than Zirk & Hojlund

[nathan @asparagusnathan]

@Gideoomatic how is it 81% and 23% that doesn’t make sense

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

JIM LEGXACY

FATHER
(MUSIC VIDEO)

OUT NOW 🚨