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[Om Nom @Cut_The_Rope]

#SuicidePreventionday the only surefire thing we know about the game of life is that all things pass and all things change, and there's hope 💚

give life another chance.

please, please talk to someone willing to help https://t.co/s1T66uckTL

[The Onion @TheOnion]

That’s It For The Onion’s Coverage, Our Reporters Have All Killed Themselves

[Shell @Shellerina_]

She deserved
A cigarette.

But you were just
A vape.

[minecraft end poem bot @endpoembot]

and the universe said i love you because you are love.

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

@Hikuzu56 I swear on the honor of my family name, i will never charge money for a DLC or update for as long as I live. Screencap this and shame me if I ever violate this oath

[Oracle Red Bull Racing @redbullracing]

MAX 🔟 A record-breaking TENTH consecutive @F1 win for @Max33Verstappen 🏆

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

im gonna let god fix my life because if i fix it myself i might end up in jail

[. @aspasialaothe]

@ooveckaa 🫶🏻🫣

[. @aspasialaothe]

@ChazDudeNG @TerribleMaps I am not Ukrainian and it's Ideal. Do I get a medal?

[. @aspasialaothe]

@CommonTransWs Man has sick beard damn

[. @aspasialaothe]

@jakep316 @CommonTransWs

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

@GretaThunberg The energy generated by the triggered men in the replies could make us oil-independent for the next 10 to 15 years.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[. @aspasialaothe]

@AgentK35000967 @TransphobicLs We found a transphobews_ enjoyer