aspen proctor

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

I find it really amusing that, at the vet, the pets just assume their owners' last name.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would die for you baby lego hot dog

[postydiary @postydiary]

You cannot teach consideration

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"i'm not mad"
also me:

[miia @miiagarro]

i have ghosted half my bloodline.. believe me when i say idgaf

[metatron 𓃵 @AntiFleek]

people who believe “you don’t always get what you want in life” would hate to see me coming because i do in fact get everything i want

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i randomly get triggered & now I have to figure out which unhealed version of me just got offended

[Libriscent @libriscent]

You guys ever think about how there's random people out there who have a story about the weirdest person they've ever encountered and it's you

[aspen proctor @ASPcheeks]

LOL

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

bricked up after a kiss? my type of man

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

how could i be mad at someone for choosing what they think is best for their life

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

White people be like It’s past my cats bed time

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

love island sounds like hell imagine you’re awake and sober at 8:30AM when it’s 95 degrees outside and someone is trying to pull your man for a chat

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[aspen proctor @ASPcheeks]

Bitch wtf 😭😭😭😭😭

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Scientists discovered that octopuses sometimes punch fish for seemingly no reason at all

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

why the fuck don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why it’s always the panties that fall when you carrying laundry

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

i just wanna ask someone questions forever