Aspen Steiner

Stouffer's lasagna for one.

[Killian Steiner @SteinerKillian]

“isn’t toga just yoga for your toes”

[🕸makeup + art🕸 @alexdanielsxo]

Now THIS is a tiktok I could watch all day

[𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔦 @decafmari_]

┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲ house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
help our friends dye their hair
at 10pm because they’re having
a mental breakdown and can’t
reach the back of their head
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

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[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest language be like:

No Yeah = Yes

Yeah no = No

Yeah no for sure = Definitely

No yeah no = Oh no, you’re fine

Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes

[Aspen Steiner @aspensteiner]

One day I’ll be a real adult and remember to bring cash to tip the airport shuttle driver with.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

In the Midwest we don’t ask “Did you eat?” We ask “jeet?”

[Aspen Steiner @aspensteiner]

By the time I get through this @McDonalds drive through I’ll be 20 years older 🙄

[Aspen Steiner @aspensteiner]

@MissionTacoSTL Best birthday ever ❤️

[mr. born to lose @mrborn2loseher]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[Aspen Steiner @aspensteiner]

My birthday is also plastic bag awareness day. So like. Go get yourself a reusable bag and I’ll consider it the greatest gift of all.

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

The fray: how to save a life

Me in 6th grade listening to my iPod nano, resting my head against the cold school bus window, watching cars pass by like bugs, zoning out everything negative in my life, just living in the moment: damn

[Aspen Steiner @aspensteiner]

Unnecessary garnishes are truly my biggest pet peeve.

[Aspen Steiner @aspensteiner]

I love when shows I like play songs I like.

[Aspen Steiner @aspensteiner]

Holly Rains why you don’t have Twitter?

[Session Taco @SessionTacoSesh]

We're throwing a supremely cheesy, free af V-Day dinner for ONE lucky pair of peeps 💘💘

RT this post and TAG your plus one to be entered to win a one-of-a-kind, never-before-seen, so-bad-its-good dinner at our @TheDelmarLoop location. We'll even make you a reservation.

[Aspen Steiner @aspensteiner]

@nollie_ollie You can always use my fish as an excuse ❤️

[Aspen Steiner @aspensteiner]

If you think I’m not going to watch each episode of the 34 seasons of Survivor on Hulu you’re wrong.

[Aspen Steiner @aspensteiner]

I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to get a bunny.

[Aspen Steiner @aspensteiner]

@nollie_ollie You know I love you 💕

[Aspen Steiner @aspensteiner]

If a high school boy can handle this weather in basketball shorts I can surely manage it in normal winter wear.