Aspey 🤠

$aspendobbins

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

God is putting me in a sock and swinging me hard as fuck into a wall later if you want to hang out

[A @seattleiminyou]

One nation under Seattle, Washington

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

There can be no explanation other than the people who leave books in free libraries have access to a completely different world of publishing

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

if you're ever struggling to make plans with your friends, this works btw

[Aspey 🤠 @aspenthegr8]

26 was absolutely the worst year of my life

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

It’s well known Americans hate children but we also hate teenagers and absolutely despise people in their early twenties. In America you’re basically dead past 30 so the only acceptable age to be is 26, which is also coincidentally the worst year of your life.

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends are having a bad day: that’s your anxiety talking. i promise it won’t always feel like this and I love you no matter what

me when i have a bad day: this time i have finally realized the Truth. that i am bad and my life will never get better

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[sarah 🪿 @medievalthymes]

this is just what it feels like everyday now

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

sometimes i talk to my mother and it feels like she's in a prison of her own making

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[🚣‍♀️ @chillerguylife]

A haiku about watching birds

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

before u beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

girl not now i'm accepting things i can't change

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left