Aspen Marie Hadley

[Aspen Marie Hadley @aspenthewriter]

5yo: Mommy, open this!
Me: You need to say please. You're forgetting your manners.
5yo: No I'm not.... I don't have any manners! #kidtruth #boys #momlife #aspenmarielaughs

[Aspen Marie Hadley @aspenthewriter]

My 5yo son announced this morning that Christmas colors shouldn't be green and red.
Why?
Cuz those are body colors. "Blood is red and guts is green and both is disgusting!" #colorchangecampaign #sillyboy #mybubba #aspenmarielaughs #christmas #writers #kidtruth #storyteller

[Aspen Marie Hadley @aspenthewriter]

Who needs a trip to Africa when your children bring the sounds of safari to your home every day?! #momlife #livingthedream #raisingthemright #weekend

[Aspen Marie Hadley @aspenthewriter]

Expectations vs. Truth:  The Adult Cold

Ex:  Someone will bring you chicken soup and orange juice
T: You'll find yourself in the Wendy's drive-up, sniffling and coughing, and thinking you shouldn't have taken so much NyQuil before driving. #coldsarentforwimps #momlife

[Aspen Marie Hadley @aspenthewriter]

I mean I know that I'm a wife and a mother.... but I knew books before I knew them and sometimes finishing a chapter simply MUST come first! #sorrynotsorry #booksarebetterthanpeople #aspenmarielaughs #reading #bookworm #momtruth #readtowrite

[Aspen Marie Hadley @aspenthewriter]

To the victor go the spoils! #myturkeyday5k #thanksgivingweek #runforsomething

[Aspen Marie Hadley @aspenthewriter]

I think life would be so much simpler if everything that came out of my mouth was automatically followed by a "#oops" ! #awkwardlife #NOFILTER #aspenmarielaughs

[Aspen Marie Hadley @aspenthewriter]

Today I found the truest of all true memes! #keepingitawkward #cantmakeitstop #aspenmarielaughs

[Aspen Marie Hadley @aspenthewriter]

Trying to get this tweeter stuff figured out. #amitooold #aspenmarielaughs #needmorecaffiene

[Aspen Marie Hadley @aspenthewriter]

@lifewsarajane @lifewsarajane Sounds like a major toothbreaker to me! #aspenmarielaughs

[Aspen Marie Hadley @aspenthewriter]

5 yo happily tying helium balloons to dinosaur toys to make them float. Phone rings. I answer. 5 yo unhappily lays on my lap squirming and whining. I hang up. 5 yo happily tying helium balloons to dinosaur toys . . .