aspiring_god

A frontend developer
A fullstack developer - in view

Movies // Music // Love - in that order

[Zinny 🎀 @Zinny_Edmund]

Getting rejected from an unpaid internship is crazy cause wdym I’m so bad I can’t work for you for free.😭

[Bluegreen (Yakubu manage arc) @Testnetfarmer]

Deposit. Save in digital dollars.

Swap. Sen d. Borrow Naira instantly without selling your crypto.
@FinnaHQ is redefining how Nigerians move money 🇳🇬.

[aspiring_god @aspiring_god]

@Testnetfarmer @FinnaHQ The loan feature should really help users get around the financial constraints that the dip in the market could cause. I should check this product out

[Marko Denic @denicmarko]

Big thanks to the person who created ILovePDF and made it free online.

[aspiring_god @aspiring_god]

@Fashionnkiller_ is this your football club?

[aspiring_god @aspiring_god]

5. The aftercare
That post-deployment bliss when the UI finally looks good on mobile and desktop. You sit, exhausted, broken but proud. Then the PM says, “Can we make it pop a little more?”

That’s when you realize:
You’ll be back tomorrow, because you love the pain.

[aspiring_god @aspiring_god]

Frontend development is basically BDSM with extra steps, walk with me....

👇🏾

[aspiring_god @aspiring_god]

4. Aesthetics matter
Both involve people obsessing over appearance and experience. Every pixel must be perfect. Every animation must hit just right. Too much delay? Awkward. Too little? Uncomfortable. It’s all about rhythm.

....

[aspiring_god @aspiring_god]

You took your Bugatti to buy a Rolex to celebrate the 1yr anniversary of revealing your face to the world. Then now you're crediting people 100k.

And somehow this makes sense?
Hmm ok.

[Oba, Young OG Pino @Pinovibes]

I Pulled up in a Bugatti in London to buy a new Rolly from AJewellers in Celebration of My 1 year Anniversary of finally revealing my face to the world. 🇳🇬 Shall we? Now Crediting…✅ who wants N100k? drop account details and tell me what you need the money for! ❤️💵 active!

[aspiring_god @aspiring_god]

This fan base no dey tire for this maths?

Na wa oh

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

2 UEFA NATIONS LEAGUE PLUS ONE EURO EQUALS TO ONE WORLD CUP 😂😂😂😂

[Chris @citehchris]

you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

Let me help 100 Interns review their CV. 9PM today.
Another issue with this internship stuff is the CV, so many qualified people don't know how to compose their resume.

If you're part of the people looking for internship, RT this and drop a comment here.
I'll DM you on what to do to improve your resume. Make sure your DM is open.
I need to get @dotcvdomain to DM you.

[aspiring_god @aspiring_god]

@GloWorld 47mbps is not what you wish for me ke!!😂
Paul this is the best glo has given me in weeks, I am not restarting my device oh before I restart and see another thing.

Anyways, thank you @GloWorld

[aspiring_god @aspiring_god]

@GloWorld dey carry me go where I no know.
Omo!!!

[aspiring_god @aspiring_god]

@AirtelNigeria Sent a DM already.

[aspiring_god @aspiring_god]

@AirtelNigeria I tried to buy the 4G premium router yesterday evening from one of your online shops - eshopdotairteldotcomdotng to be precise. After making payment about 15hrs ago, I still haven't been able to get any update at all.
HELP ME!!!!

[aspiring_god @aspiring_god]

Reducing generalisation will in a way train to brain to pay to more attention to facts and details than choosing to do the easier thing. Train your brain to stop generalisations today.
2/2

[aspiring_god @aspiring_god]

I don't think I know the answer to this. But the reason generalisation exists, in the case of human interactions, is because your brain will always pick the easier thing to do.
It's easier to say men are scum than to say Femi Chidi from Agege is a scum...
1/2

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

What happens if we stop generalisation?