Hilary Currie

I think people who don't keep plungers next to their toilets are in denial.

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

Yet another day spent looking for Ben Folds' chin. No dice.

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

I'm watching 'Who's The Boss" and realizing I really don't know.

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

SO excited for the Olympics to start! GO AMERICA! ... wait, WHAT?!?!?!?!?????

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

"Sometimes love should be terrifying." --Buster Bluth

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

Sometimes I think my life is poopy, but then I listen to The Last 5 years soundtrack and think, nah it's fine.

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

Yes.

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

@nerdist Chris Hardwick, I just wanted to give you a gigantic thanks for everything Nerdist. *dump truck backs up* *dumps thanks*

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

Sometimes I'm sad because Justin Bieber is prettier than me.

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

I parked far away from the store entrance just so I could walk with myself in the rain. Myself finds me terribly romantic.

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

I'd hate to be the "scientist" that tests out the durability of paper towels. Imagine an entire day of poorly cleaning up spills.

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

Sometimes in the quiet of the morning I sit back with a cup of tea and I think, "Tyler Perry is rich."

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

I realize that I'm a little late on this, but Yo Gabba Gabba... #whattheheck

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

I think Squidward has legitimate grievances against SpongeBob and Patrick.

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

@owlcity #OCTMS You should check out the pig in competition over at the livestock pavilion. #winthatblueribbon

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

Sometimes I like to keep my flip flops from flipping and flopping. It takes a lot of effort and commitment to looking like an idiot.

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

I'm watching Max and Ruby with my nephew. This rabbit Max is uncommonly dumb. #disneyjunior

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

#MeninBlackIII - I'm all, psh. But let's be serious... I'll be seeing it in theaters. Nothing can be more depressing than 7 Pounds.

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

Welp... Finally got my tattoo! It reads, Semper Reformanda which is Latin for, Always Reforming.

[Hilary Currie @aspoonfullofhil]

Every time a guy whistles at me from his car I think, "Wow, he must really want a committed, long term relationship."

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Fond of bow ties & hats. Handbag is bigger on the inside. Talks to variety of creatures. Evidence Mary Poppins is a Time Lord