richard cranium

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[richard cranium @asquared_14]

If you don't chew big red, then fuck you

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

Are you a pickle girly? Are you also a hummus girly? Try em together, you’re welcome

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

I just changed my turn signal bulb all by myself and damn I feel like a woman

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

The nap I’m about to take after work is gonna hit such a good spot in my soul 😩😂

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

When I say cottage cheese and hummus are 2 main food groups for me I mean it. Like fuck me UPPPPPP

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

The way I can’t wait to go home and eat a tuna sandwhich and some pickles BOYYYYYYYYY

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

I did a cycling class for the first time last night and holy shit

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

Just mind ya business and take care of your kids

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

If I get asked one more time about when I’m having kids, I’m just gonna start doing the deed with my boyfriend RIGHT then and there. Make me uncomfy? I’m gonna make you uncomfy 😇🤣 just kidding I won’t do that, but pls stop asking people without kids when they’re having them🥹

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

but really I’m so excited

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

My best friend is no longer working nights
My boyfriend is no longer working nights
I am still working nights and it makes me sad
That’s all 🥹😂

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

Is my boyfriend a serial killer bc he sleeps under a blanket at night but THE MAN DOESNT EVER COVER HIS FEET????

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

I was supposed to see snoop and wiz tonight but instead I’ll be working so that’s a good time

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

@tfk_12 Yes it is 🥹 It was all growing out so awkward, so I chopped it

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

@_casteeyo thank you friend! 🫶🏻🥹

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

Friendsssss can someone tell me where your favorite place to get a hair cut is 🥹

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

I see Janet Jackson and Ludacris in concert this month, and then see Whiz and Snoop in July. FUCKING PUMPED

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

The way it’s supposed to rain this weekend makes me wanna fight. I’m tired of being indoors mannnn

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

First weekend of the year in my tiny little oasis 🌞🧡

[richard cranium @asquared_14]

Listen I’m gonna be that ex Starbucks barista that notices when her teas aren’t shaken (THEY TASTE DIFFERENT OKAY) 🫠😂