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@CRob109 was it in… was it in your pocket?

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@SouthwestAir I just dropped my bag off at National Airport. Machines were down and agents could not guarantee when bags will arrive at my destination. Is there a way to obtain confirmation when my bag gets on a plane?

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@sirjaut oh dear.

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Hi @311DCgov - the paint on the speed bumps on the 700 block of Princeton Place NW has faded and hard for drivers to see. Any chance you could freshen them up?

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@311 Trash was not picked up today in the alley between Princeton Place and Otis St. NW. Thanks.

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@ysiraels https://t.co/LspRh4vCWY

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@jdcava @KylePienaar inaccurate. you should stop hoarding information and making me feel like a behind-the-times asshole.

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@jdcava @coachbuckethead oh honey that’s sweet you think you’re going to live long enough to be old.

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@jdcava The joy continues.

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@jdcava Hard no.

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@rosebudpeas She can fuck aaaallllllll the way off.

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

I don’t know. I LOVE TV. Can’t get enough of it. Watching TV every single night is my favorite. But if TVs were being used to kill entire rooms full of children and people on a weekly basis, you could have my damn TV. I’ll stare at the wall every night for the rest of my life.

[ABC News Politics @ABCPolitics]

Sen. Chris Murphy delivers remarks on Uvalde, Texas elementary school shooting: “What are we doing? What are we doing?…This only happens in this country and nowhere else. Nowhere else do little kids go to school thinking that they might be shot that day." https://t.co/Zh3OvUaIwm

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Must be nice to have control over who’s inside you

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@rosebudpeas disappointed, for sure.

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@CRob109 @jdcava i speak from experience.

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@CRob109 but think about how much fun it would be to update @jdcava every day with how well you've done.

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@KylePienaar @jdcava update: the 10 year old solved the wordle while the 41 year old sulked in the kitchen.

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@311DCgov @311DCgov Hi again! Please keep this request number open as the trash and recycling have not been collected yet. Thank you.

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@311DCgov Requesting a trash and recycling pickup in the alley between the 700 blocks of Princeton Place and Otis St. NW. Service was shifted due to the holiday/snow but they didn't show today.

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@311DCgov @311DCgov Requesting a trash and recycling pickup in the alley between the 700 blocks of Princeton Place and Otis St. NW. Pickup did not happen again today.