Aaron Root

Oh how the turntables... Writer at Run The Trap/ Owner of Lunar Lounge

[Aaron Root @asroot1009]

I’ve decided that living in New York is just like one big night of going out and realizing the drinks you ordered weren’t included in the happy hour deal

[Kenty @FakeKenty]

When i see stuff like this in public, I always have to give them a fake compliment to start a little convo just to see their mind work for a few minutes.

[Aaron Root @asroot1009]

@cristiangatti99 You’re throwing stones from a glass house if you’re even at Summer Club in the first place

[Nemanja Magic @Ope__O]

He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[Kevin Oestreicher @koestreicher34]

Oh

[pxt @paulxt]

[sorrowfully] my wife

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Musk's kid looked at Trump, said, 'I want you to SHUSH your f^cking mouth up!', picked his nose, and wiped it on the Resolute Desk, all in less than 20 seconds.

[Parker Waters @ParkerWaters]

A dejected and tearful DeVonta Smith sits on the floor of the Superdome following a 40-36 loss to Lutcher in the LHSAA Class 3A State Championship (12/10/2016) in his senior year of high school. DeVonta would go on to win two National Championships at Alabama, the Heisman Trophy and the Super Bowl with the Philadelphia Eagles (including a touchdown reception) in that very same Superdome. Never give up. Realize your dreams. Congratulations, DeVonta!

[Danny Conrad @DannyJConrad]

“Certified lover boy? Certified PEDOPHILE!”

[Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL]

If my ex girlfriend was on the tv crip walking to a song calling me a pedophile at the super bowl my feelings would be hurt to say the least

[David Furones @DavidFurones_]

This guy did it! He cracked the code on what was the exact date that Ice Cube detailed as a good day.

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[AdequateEmily (PRIDE MONTH EDITION) @AdequateEmily]

Father John Misty is just one of the funniest people to ever live holy shit

[진아 @EdgarPoop1]

my balls are sweaty, knees weak
balls are sweaty
there sweaty on my balls already
sweat ball spaghetti

[Nick Gambill @NickBGambill]

Just got the call. Fired. I was the DEI coordinator for the Pentagon. My job was to put the coexist stickers on the F-35s.

[JC Cornell @CornellNFL]

Baker Mayfield getting the call that he’s going to have the same OC for two straight years.

[Tammy Grabel 💰 @TammyGrabel]

Stooooooooppp!! 🧂 😂 ❄️

These snow videos in Louisiana got me 🤣

New Orleans, Bourbon Street, Blizzard

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

oh my god trump made an executive order thats says you have to give me a kiss