al paccenis

I consider mids loud

[al paccenis @ass_dad]

A metaphor for our times

[rolled daal @FINANCIALHINDOO]

oh my god

[al paccenis @ass_dad]

@PatronGoldQueen @BlueJays @gervasio_23

[johnny @JohnnyGiunta_]

Fastest bookmark of my loser ass life

[al paccenis @ass_dad]

Terminal case of ballplayer brain

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Batter started wearing construction gloves to save money

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

I have forgotten loved ones’ birthdays, the names of old classmates and even core memories, but I will always remember that it was on May 30, 2020 - six years ago today - that French DJ David Guetta ended racism forever.

Shoutout to his family.

[Sturgeon's Law @Sturgeons_Law]

Their new girlfriend is women.

[Robert O'Neill @RobertONeill31]

in awe of this post

[al paccenis @ass_dad]

the only Alberta separatist without a conviction

[Top Tier Hockey @TopTierPucks]

Carter Hart seen wearing a “Free Alberta” shirt 😬

[MR. MITCH @1800ghostman]

Every young man should be forced to watch this inspirational monologue in school

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Let's hear him out on this one

[al paccenis @ass_dad]

@unclehaver He’s got high blood pressure now that’s for sure

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

smoking on the shit that killed shinzo abe

[spencer🦕 @spen______]

Just feel bad for how thin the Blue Jays are right now. You look at the options nightly and you can choose Jeff Hoffman with PTSD, Ernie Clement on a ventilator, Davis Schneider playing through a botched circumcision, and Sosa who’s quiet quitting. It’s just not there right now

[James Blunt Force Trauma @SheffdeParty]

@hairball1952 When I saw David Byrne in Manchester a few weeks ago he showed us a small PowerPoint slide of various car parks that he'd taken pictures of during his day.

[tay @hairball1952]

they’re having an autism off

[slán 🇵🇸 @slandrroid]

I will NOT drink water from a bag. (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Pass me a bag, brother

[al paccenis @ass_dad]

Imagine having to wait for the squat rack on account of this little homeschooled bitch

[al paccenis @ass_dad]

It’s reassuring to know that most normal adult men could handily win a fight against the average rw whiny weakling.

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.