Asstalavista

sighing to reality!

[ayanda whomst？ 🦂 @rrrrr_rrah]

My friend asked to spend the night with my boyfriend & I at my boyfriend's place bc we were drunk & it was too late for her to go home so we were like cool. Friends had crashed at his house before but they usually slept on the couch or floor —
She joined us on the bed. Ok shap

[Asstalavista @assandrabridget]

@Nashman @Arsenal @ComAve_Official Pls pick @Nashman

[miss mamas @criesincreole]

Why you use his full government 😭

[Dew (Robotfucker) @DewEnjoyer]

Obsessed with this one baby hippo that looks fucking MORTIFIED

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Snake: "PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF KING COBRA...oh, it's a refreshing beverage."

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

The way he crossed his arms and looked at the camera, that look SERVEDDDD

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i’m in tears a group of chickens organized illegal dog fights

[j @livingdeadjuul]

trauma dump candy salad time!! ill go first 😁

my name is jules, and a few years ago someone tried to kill me and my family so now i live in constant fear and hate loud noises. i brought the bowl 😇

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Tell me you love your job without telling me you love your job

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me in 1994 wasting time resting instead of saving for a house

[Nick Fury @WritingTheWrong]

AND YOU BET NOT MOVE THAT ARM

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Wondering how does this species survive in the wild.. 😅

[Purple Base @purplbase]

random stuff justin bieber went viral for, a very long thread:

[Saira🩵 @lillonelysai]

I love discovering new ways to be fat, can’t wait to try 🥹

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

nigga standing there smiling like hes actually him😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Asstalavista @assandrabridget]

Cry first, solve it later

[ibuprofen queen 🇵🇸 @kitchentablerm]

Will never forget this. RIP Sylvanian Drama 🕊️

[👑 SonesLoveSoshi 💗 @soneslovesoshi]

mood tbh