tony pizza

Don’t fuck with me. I have the power of God and anime on my side. | she/her

[tony pizza @assbandit666]

I’m fucking terrified

[tony pizza @assbandit666]

My Trader Joe’s is renovated and they changed the layout and nothing is where it’s supposed to be and I’m so fucking scared

[tony pizza @assbandit666]

She strange on my thing

[tony pizza @assbandit666]

Decided the night before my flight to Italy was a good time to give at home dermaplaning another go and once again sliced my shit up. Idk why I thought this time would be different.

[tony pizza @assbandit666]

Love island uk is just better than USA im sorry

[tony pizza @assbandit666]

My neighbor’s dog is my enemy

[tony pizza @assbandit666]

PMDD will have you crying big fat tears because your boyfriend is snoring while you’re trying to do crossword puzzles

[tony pizza @assbandit666]

Also I’m sorry that I slept on attack on titan for so many years. Everyone who told me to give it another chance was right.

[tony pizza @assbandit666]

So when are phones gonna be fully waterproof….it’s 2025 girl

[tony pizza @assbandit666]

No one told me that Oakland mall on a Saturday would be absolutely teeming with furries

[tony pizza @assbandit666]

My parents in 2008: struggling due to the recession, dad at risk of being laid off everyday
My pastor in 2008: driving a jaguar and reminding the congregation to tithe 10% of their income

[tony pizza @assbandit666]

Everyday I’m so thankful that I escaped evangelical Christianity!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tony pizza @assbandit666]

Whenever I watch an “oddly satisfying” video I think about how if given the opportunity I would do whatever they’re doing in a much better and more satisfying way

[charlotte @CharlotteAbotsi]

I can’t do 4 years of infographic carousels. Y’all gon have to start to killing people

[tony pizza @assbandit666]

Two-stepped so hard I nearly three-stepped

[tony pizza @assbandit666]

Life must be so chill for people who don’t have strong opinions on anything

[. @mithkii]

Receiving a selfie from a man you don’t love can be traumatic sometimes

[tony pizza @assbandit666]

Genuinely when did my nose get this big

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i don't think its healthy for a nation to be held hostage by the hallucinations of a rabid cult that lives in an entirely separate reality.