doug gimmedome

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who up gettin they go go squeezed

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what are all the balloons on my profile for

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THANKS FOR EVERYTHING

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@chasemoneyreek

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me being diagnosed with a mental illness implies that i have a physical wellbeing and the 6 oatmeal creampies that i devoured proves this implication to be false

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@NoDysto @P_McCulloughMD @DrAseemMalhotra @DrJBhattacharya @cvpayne @jasonwhitlock @Bengals @RWMaloneMD @RepThomasMassie @Jim_Jordan you simply cannot be a doctor

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@s4m31p4n i never made the connection, andrew tate is just bald dan bilzerian wow

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@DAMAGEDTROOP410 on god im sleepier than u

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youre telling me an imitation met this crab??

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i am the inventor of what is colloquially known as "aggrevated assault"

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@mrembula_T @cbch54898101 idk how people like you and everyone that retweeted this can just blindly believe things that they see on the internet without knowing the actual physiology and biology of how the body works. its very scary.

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@allah_saves @s4m31p4n they let me take a picture with it but they said if i touched it they would shoot me and my family down with hunting rifles

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@mrembula_T @cbch54898101 yea imagine what eating bacon with a cavity could do to you😦😦😦 youd turn into pig man😦😦😦 brain dead this is so stupid. the nerves that are shown dont allow chemicals and other materials to pass the blood brain barrier, just electrical impulses (like the pain of wisdom teeth

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*sets my neighborhood aflame trying to fit as many forks as possible in my microwave*

me: oh shit

HOA: is that a trashcan on the curb

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@backendoc room tour, day in the life and then total silence like damn where is the funeral vlog

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if whipping and nae nae'ing simultaneously was a sport id have my jersey hanging in the rafters

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youre at a party and someone whips their weiner out

some other guy yells "hey man put that big meaty motherfucker away!"

who are you more mad at

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@fionascigarette @s4m31p4n up and at 'em