Gen. Assef Shawkat

Deputy-chief of staff of the Syrian army. Parody Account

[Assef Shawkat @Assef_sh]

لك باسل ستفرد فيني قال وين بدك تروح مني ع جهنم لاحقني قام رفسني و قال : هي مشان بشرى ، و هي مشان الحادث ، اسا بدك بشرى ولاه قرد ااه قرر :(

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

It's haram to tweet in hell, or God will make me lick asses so good bye. #Syria

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

@3bdUlkaed6r no, he has low IQ, he's not capable of high profile covert operations

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

@rakanaboalbraa عالمسلخ

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

@basharbutcher it's better than #Damascus, no #FSA here, all of their dead are in heaven!

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

@syriano100 https://t.co/sZr1AiNv

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

Just arrived at hell, surprisingly hell is less heated than #Damascus! #Syria

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

#Assad's supporters send condolences to my ex-wife saying: "We are all Assef"! Get off my wife you bastards! #Syria

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

Just arrived at hell, surprisingly hell is less heated than #Damascus! #Syria

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

News forecast: I'm not dead, nor injured! fuck off #Syria

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

@kamalprof1 @assefshawkat وا شيخي معقول تسألني هيك سؤال؟ طبعاً حلال

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

Alert #Syria: This account is fake -->> @Assef_sh it's made by Zionist conspirators. Unfollow and block. #FF

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

النظام .. يريد .. إسقاط الشعب .. Down with the people #Syria

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

@sndlifesyria I have no such plans, I will last more than the regime itself

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

For the fucking 10234th time I say, I'm fucking alive, shall I send my troops to arrest you so you know the truth? #Syria

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

I'm not dead, and I'm not in denial you filthy @AjArabic, @alarabiya and @ShamKarama. #Syria

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

Have you watched the statement from #FSA terrorists? Here I'm sounding and reasoning. Again, go to sleep like RIGHT NOW OR ELSE. #Syria

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

I haven't been killed, nor poisoned. all these rumors are baseless. Please go to sleep, you have work tomorrow morning. #Syria

[Gen. Assef Shawkat @AssefShawkat]

@MustafaAljaroud كل يوم تعا