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[Beans @AssFriedRice]

Aaron Rodgers will be the starting QB for the NY Jets starting next season. They’ll get him in the off season. You heard it here first from insider Beans.

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

@Laf4MVP_ @BR_OpenIce @wyshynski Classic Rangers Fan L. Enjoy poverty lil bro. Best player I. Your franchise history lost its best skater in 30 years

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

This guy is a definite fag

[NFL @NFL]

Vikings QB J.J. McCarthy ruled out for Week 13. Max Brosmer will start on Sunday at Seattle.

[ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎ @leamaric]

They’re coming up with lab-made choids we’ve never even seen before.

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

@cirsay I will abandon the jets this second (sike no I won’t) and be a colts fan for life

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

@cirsay babe please, and I mean please, come to the jets. You can fix us. Also nice kicks you wear.

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

We should start a TF3 petition. We have a Halo remaster of a remaster before TF3. Absolutely balls upon sacks.

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

Did my main man Big G induct himself into the hockey hall of fame 7 years ago? That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

@WinkfieldAndre @StezzleEzle @basketballj0n @itsAntWright We can tell you a retard!! But fr do you have any comprehension skills?

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

Call of duty gamers showing up to bf6 and gentrifying it lmao

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

@sophaller Have you thought about purple hair? You’d prob be the fave of the league lmao

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

@hlarryious @Kestrelcat1 @LesboyMillipede Twitter did not let me say that but you are a dork loser. Stop crying. Look in the mirror. Take accountability for being a dork and get it together.

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

@hlarryious @Kestrelcat1 @LesboyMillipede You are a loser. Faggot. Bet you’ll bloc me instead of combatting. You talked shit on my post and deleted. So again you are a faggot.

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

@hlarryious Shut up faggot

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

Also if you’re not like 15 this is an issue. If you are a grown ass adult “stanning” someone, that’s for sure some sort of mental illness. Get a job. Lose some weight and get it together sister

[ℝ𝕒𝕪⸆⸉ @gl0rioussunrise]

forcing your guitarist to pay for the crew's therapy when you have loads of your own money? I stan her but this isn't okay

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

Bailed out by mischievous redditors

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

You guys helped accelerate gaming into the digital by giving awful trade-in rates for physical media and replacing half your shelves with Funko Pops instead of actual games

You don’t get to act cocky when you were one of the main perpetrators of the modern digital era

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

The round 1 nabers, round 3 tyreek, and round 4 Connor is a hospital team

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

I wonder how many people took Jamar chase first round, chase brown second round and third round ladd mcconkey. That team is some ass

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

I wish I drank coffee. I’m sitting looking at the sun rising drinking a soda. Mello Yello hits crazy

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

How much of a price of shit do you have to be for genetics and nature to make you look that different from your environment

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Rare bright orange nurse shark has been discovered in Costa Rica

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

@Ferd_Turgeson @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake @PardonMyMeme

[Beans @AssFriedRice]

@DanSoder is the @DustinPoirier of comedy. All class