Butt Beard 🇺🇸

The one. The only.

[Butt Beard 🇺🇸 @assfro]

You don't realize how fucked you are until you start trying to explain it to somebody else.

[Butt Beard 🇺🇸 @assfro]

@staceeyeewell Always is! Hoping they'll knock us off of work 🤞

[Butt Beard 🇺🇸 @assfro]

Hell yeah 🤘

[Butt Beard 🇺🇸 @assfro]

@staceeyeewell One kid was swinging another kid around (as you do) and I caught a heel to the chin. I don't remember why my tongue was out tho 🤔 kids be kidding I reckon

[Butt Beard 🇺🇸 @assfro]

@staceeyeewell Yeah it really freaked out the school nurse lmao

[Butt Beard 🇺🇸 @assfro]

@MelDutchie help me understand this 🤔

[死 @humanxmaybe]

Ripley's Do You Believe In Life After Love

[𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮 @MelDutchie]

Weird side of twitter logging in.

{whispers: we are always here}

[Art E McFly @SabotagedSmoke]

Yes I'll always open your door, carry your bags, push your chair in but the chivalry stops the moment the light turns green in Mario Kart

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

You’re in her DM’s. I’m in the Sonic drive thru getting corn dogs.

[Butt Beard 🇺🇸 @assfro]

@floor_killer

[Butt Beard 🇺🇸 @assfro]

🤫

[Butt Beard 🇺🇸 @assfro]

do wah diddy diddy dum didgeridoo - Australians probably

[Butt Beard 🇺🇸 @assfro]

Finally tried one. Not bad.

[Butt Beard 🇺🇸 @assfro]

Tx gonna Tx

[Butt Beard 🇺🇸 @assfro]

A mosquito bit me on the elbow now my wenis is HUGE

[Butt Beard 🇺🇸 @assfro]

@ahoosfan @1000mindsofkris Hell no we on the main roads Cowboy!

[Butt Beard 🇺🇸 @assfro]

Live to ride. Ride to live.

[Butt Beard 🇺🇸 @assfro]

@staceeyeewell Yes. Yes he is 💯

[Butt Beard 🇺🇸 @assfro]

I got work to do but I can't move right now...