Harley Jarvis

im not a regular mandem

[Harley Jarvis @assgoblin27]

Wait St. Pauly died of HantaVirus?

[Harley Jarvis @assgoblin27]

Bruins Peeper Better Step The Fuck Up #STEPTHEFUCKUP

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My dildo worn down

[Harley Jarvis @assgoblin27]

Bout to blade around Quincy and dish dirty Looks all day #DumpNchase

[Harley Jarvis @assgoblin27]

Just gave knocks to a coworker and he blew it up but I didnt,,,,, who’s the wunc?

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Bitches love hearting my messages on teams #CorporateHarley

[Harley Jarvis @assgoblin27]

My six pack is kinda sore

[Harley Jarvis @assgoblin27]

Might hit DQ on the way back

[Harley Jarvis @assgoblin27]

Just forgot I was going to get ice cream and stopped to pick up ice cream on the way.

[Harley Jarvis @assgoblin27]

Note to self always take the underdogs on the undercard #IGotAPercolatorDick

[Harley Jarvis @assgoblin27]

I got a percolator dick

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I stay drained #TuggerNation

[Harley Jarvis @assgoblin27]

Helly-B legit breakdancing in the crease can’t tell if he’s on a bal or a 30XR but let’s keep. It. Fucking rolling 💘

[Harley Jarvis @assgoblin27]

Jarvis activate shorthanded goal

[Harley Jarvis @assgoblin27]

Computa commence cock and ball torture on Jordan Binnington immediately

[Harley Jarvis @assgoblin27]

Matthews needs to put that penthouse suite

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Will Campbell is a psyop. He’s made of root beer. #NFLinsider

[Harley Jarvis @assgoblin27]

This fye #MACATTACK

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#MacJones #FuckBobHedlund

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This is fire 🔥