me: I’m gonna be late to class
also me: straightening my hair, checking my fit 10 times to make sure it’s good, looking at myself too long in the mirror bc i hate myself then walking out the door with 5 minutes to walk to class
@lilithissofunny so manipulative ong like HOLD THE FUCK UP you did a fucked up thing and you’re supposed to feel bad for him? he’s gonna say anything he can to look like he’s the victim here