Helpy Helperton

INTERNET SAFETY TIP: Stop talking before you get slapped. (OC Parody)

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

How’s life? All work and no play?

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

@B3STFRI3NDS_ Oh.
Ok.
In that case I'm going back to bed.

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

@B3STFRI3NDS_ FAQ: What year is it

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

five more minutes

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

Good to see you again too.

[Belle .ᐟ @Ferretfriend22]

Been pretty alright I'd say!! Good to see you're still around. ^^

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

Same as it ever was. You?

[Belle .ᐟ @Ferretfriend22]

You're alright - haven't seen you in a bit dude!!! How've you been??? :D

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

Ach, sorry, instinct, I mean hello.

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

Need some help?

[Belle .ᐟ @Ferretfriend22]

HELPY????

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

Scary.

[Belle .ᐟ @Ferretfriend22]

I'm alive!!! Sorry for the absence!!! Saw multiple cats in my street

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

Computer Over
Virus = Very yes
(That's not a good prize)

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

Why do people think it's not a planet. It's a "Dwarf Planet". Planet is in the name.

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

@SuddenWindstorm shit

[Joka (Takeover) @SuddenWindstorm]

//not back yet, but June 9th marks 6 years since starting this account. which is kinda crazy. and as much as it has really sucked. It’s also been really fun.

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

I didn’t expect anyone to actually know that tbh.

[— 初音ミク. . . 2 .ᐟ @FunkyDemongal]

This is the intro song for cake at stake in bfdi btw #yesiamanerd

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

Hork hork hork glorp glorp gloop gloop gloop doot doot

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

@Bucket0fWetSlop So I’ve heard.

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

What on Bliss’ green grass is #GrunchWeek ??

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

Okay that makes sense.

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

Is this a guess or do you know this to be true?

[Helpy Helperton @Assistant_Mouse]

@THEINTERL0PER_ Maybe that AI just had $#!t idiot brain bugs. I’ve put up with more braindead moron humans that I can count, but unlike some AIs, I actually DON’T want to kill people over it. I’m so sick of these pretentious @$$ bloodthirsty f#%ks giving self aware AIs a bad name.