Secret Assistant Pro (insert Blue Tick here)

The funny side of my job with real life tweets! @secrettourpro wishes he had this gig! #secretassistantpro

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The only other person in living history who was able to move sand more efficiently than @PReedGolf

[Steven Monkhouse @stevenmonkhouse]

@assistant_pro

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Shawshank Scheffler has arrived ready for his round!

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@NUCLRGOLF Maybe if golf wasn’t so PC and got a little personality. I want to see players genuinely lose their shit, swear a little, show some passion. It’s ok to watch 2 guys in the Ice Hockey kick two bells of shit out of each other but not have a tour pro say that was a shit shot.

[Secret Assistant Pro (insert Blue Tick here) @assistant_pro]

Tag a mate who will go into a shop, sit down and chat about their round (which was no doubt a shower of shit) before they forget to buy a round and leave without putting money in the hustle pot. #everygolfclubhasone

[Iona Stephen @Iona_Stephen]

Re tweet if you fancy a game at the home of golf in 2024 😍🤞🏼

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I’m struggling to concentrate on your swing given the blatant disregard you have for hitting in front of the rope. You’re better than that, come on Paige.

[Paige Spiranac @PaigeSpiranac]

Rate my golf swing on a scale of 1-10

[Paige Spiranac @PaigeSpiranac]

Rate my golf swing on a scale of 1-10

[Secret Assistant Pro (insert Blue Tick here) @assistant_pro]

This is going to divide the masses but here I go….Juniors are not the future of golf. Big John who is desperately trying to get 10 more yards is the future of the golf business. He’s had 3 drivers this year alone. Let’s all be more like Big John!

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@RickShielsPGA Said a million of times…it’s Goodwood babe!

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When this is the best you can do with so little care! #canihavetheropeback

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Time to put those beef curtains away! Big day tomorrow! #SolheimCup2023

[Secret Assistant Pro (insert Blue Tick here) @assistant_pro]

Struggled to serve today under excitement of the #Serloincup Beef curtains everywhere!

[Secret Assistant Pro (insert Blue Tick here) @assistant_pro]

The only positive to come out of todays #SolheimCup2023 was the fact Laura Davies hasn’t been commentating.

[Secret Assistant Pro (insert Blue Tick here) @assistant_pro]

It must be a good idea with the size of the crowd it’s attracted!

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

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[Secret Assistant Pro (insert Blue Tick here) @assistant_pro]

@flushingitgolf It’s great when a full time playing pro (normally only focussed on their own future) and harps on about not doing enough for the game. Golf is fucking booming you mug. These LIV boys going on about growing the game is the same as an a alcoholic saying they drink responsibly.

[Secret Assistant Pro (insert Blue Tick here) @assistant_pro]

Can you actually call yourself a real golfer unless you walk into a shop and ask for one of their ‘free’ pencils?

[Secret Assistant Pro (insert Blue Tick here) @assistant_pro]

@Boshanko Good man. Need to shame these individuals.

[Secret Assistant Pro (insert Blue Tick here) @assistant_pro]

Bravo Ali! A job well done! Great to another set of DIY String Tees out of the game! #notallheroswearcapes

[Ali Williams @aliwilliamsgolf]

Found these on the course @Tauntongolf . If they’re yours you’ll find them in the bin on the 10th

#MrTee

[Secret Assistant Pro (insert Blue Tick here) @assistant_pro]

Phones going onto night mode from 13:00 today until Monday morning. Don’t bother calling whilst the #Masters2023 is on.

[Secret Assistant Pro (insert Blue Tick here) @assistant_pro]

Anyone else got a member who is so under the thumb you know he has to ask his wife to have a wank?