Albert Anderson

Assistant Manager of the Green Machine.

Best Waltzer operator ever.

[Albert Anderson @AssistantAlbert]

Wee glass o whisky for double A toneet, the wife's just got the bottle oot the cellar #TopOfTheLeague

[Albert Anderson @AssistantAlbert]

Calling all Chickenites - follow oor very own @chr1sp07 he's a cross between Darren Fletcher and a wee Billy Mckinlay. #GreenMachine

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@WigtonAthletic @AssistantAlbert well done today lads looking forward to playing you's again keep the banter up #seagullsrising

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@PartonUnited Standin on't A595 now with our thumbs oot but nee fucker knows where your shitty larl village is, might have to delay kick off

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Somebody call the RSPCA, a flock of seagulls are aboot to get mauled! @WigtonAthletic v @PartonUnited #GreenMachine

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If I dinny wake up to this in't mornin I'm gonna kick the Mrs oot of the caravan for good #GreenMachine @PartonUnited

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@PartonUnited 24 hours until your destiny is realised #GreenMachine

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#PartonUnited the club where the players are film stars managed by a former rock star and an islamic terrorist lookalike #seagullsrising

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@WigtonAthletic What's this aboot @re51rud signing for Spatri? Nearly spat my porridge oot when I read it in the Scottish Sun this morning!!

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Canny wait to clip the seagulls' wings on Saturday @PartonUnited @WigtonAthletic #GreenMachine

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@WigtonAthletic What we gonna do Chick? Nee Pinske, nee Mike Rum...time for AA to take off the kilt & brogues and pull on the shorts & boots

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What we gonna do withoot our Colin Hendry? #Pray4Pinske

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@PartonUnited Knew there was summet up with you Parton lot, ne wonder if you read your newspapers upside duwn! #SeagullsReading

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Duncan Ferguson in the stands... If he was on the pitch it would've been 5-0 #TrueScot

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#TugA is trending worldwide and the Mrs has just gone to the shop...hope she fetches a wee box of tissues back! @KWOWW_x

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@WigtonAthletic @PartonUnited Fetch your TV down to the yard, Chick, I'll watch it with ye!

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#AlbertRising

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@Calsirk @PartonUnited Dog shit minefield? You mean our pitch or your team sheet?

[Albert Anderson @AssistantAlbert]

Who do I tug over toneet? Tweet: #TugA - Regi's bird; #TugB - Braggy's bird; #TugC - Dale's bird. Winner decided when the Mrs goes to Spar!