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When a Dude needs an assistant, they call me.

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@alexbrasky Wrong. Dead wrong.

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@TheSabreReport It would have. Guaranteed.

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@kdkrell7 @ByMHarrington You spelled Alex "Zero Points" Tuch wrong.

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@ByMHarrington Too bad Dahlin choked that puck at the blue line. But still, UPL needs to make that save.

Whatever. They overachieved big time and Pegula got some extra revenue with 7 home games. More than anyone expected.

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@ByMHarrington Sabres should take care of business Tuesday, rest, and hope the MTL series goes 7 with a couple of more OTs in it as they beat the stuffing out of each other.

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@realrobbron @AdamLeviLAX League doesn't have 2 nickels to rub together.

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@JoshYohe_PGH Vaginal, day to day.

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@SenatorOrtt But you're one of those Albany politicians, you stupid fucking asshat.

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@JosephFordCotto It's not. The only people who think that are really fucking stupid.

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@GrindeOptions Of all the things that won't happen, those things won't happen the most. You're really fucking stupid.

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@UnitingNYS Better yet.....stop bussing kids and save the taxpayers some real savings. Especially in the suburbs.

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@kalliope813 We don't need a weird fascist cult member as governor. Fuck off, MAGA asshat.

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@buffalobillsbae The Trump Economy.

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@Yugocana Did they make the racist assholes like you feel uncomfortable? If so, good.

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@WGRZ Probably because the town board just went from MAGA lunatic asshats to sensible people who aren't in the weird fascist cult led by the orange idiot destroying this country.

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@zarcone_joseph @WGRZ Good. One less town with another racist self entitled asshole.

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@JohnDPeck Fuck off, pecker.

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@SenatorOrtt Lil Loser Bobby.

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@sayitnspinit Because RepubliCONs control both sides of Congress, you dumb fuck. If they wanted to, they could stop this but RepubliCONs don't know how to govern.

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@KCPayTreeIt Like taking guns through security? ICE ain't doing shit to help TSA.