Alison Stewart

[jos @josiahhughes]

i just saw a chilling video from Springfield. a man speeding home from work found a glowing green uranium rod in his trousers and threw it out his window, nearly hitting a skateboarding boy with it.

[Monica Marks @MonicaLMarks]

AOC just spent an hour weighing in on efforts to replace Biden as the nominee. It’s an important listen.

She thinks an open convention is lunacy & that multiple red alerts on the dashboard aren’t getting enough consideration.

Here are her 7 main points, as I understood them: 🧵

[Alison Stewart @asslison]

@NicsHardcastle @SianThymes Pissing myself

[Tony Pollard @ProfTonyPollard]

Good day at @ArchScot AGM & Members’ Day in the wonderful surroundings of Newbattle Abbey. Some amazing work being done on inclusion by @Kieran_Mchip and others on the team. Proud to see one of my ex-students doing us proud. Also pleased to he voted onto the Board of Directors.

[Charli @charli_xcx]

wont lie i did used to behead my barbies but really happy to be on the soundtrack tho !

[Alison Stewart @asslison]

Selling tickets for fly open air Sunday have 5 available open to offers

[RJV @jiffington]

Most Americans don’t realize how big Ireland is

[Rhian Beutler @rhiankatie]

Why we can't stop saying gay, a story

On the first day of my senior year of high school, a new boy showed up in my AP English class.

He had transferred from a prestigious private school to my public school, and I was confused.

I asked him why he moved and he shrugged

1/x

[Lolathon @VRLolathon]

I had to do it...

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

francis bourgeois in the gucci x north face ad i’m obsessed

[Alison Hammond @AlisonHammond]

So I’ve thought long and hard about this , I’ve decided to apply for Prime Minister ! I feel I would do a grand Job . Thoughts ??? 😂😂

[J O E R O Y @TheJoeRoy]

when someone is talking behind me in the theater

[Lawrence Chaney @ShadyLawrence]

I won a bafta omg

[Teletubbies @TeletubbiesHQ]

September 30th vs. October 1st

[Alison Stewart @asslison]

@AmieFlett Biggest well done!!!! Smart smart cookie xxxx

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

People have been worried about Scotland fans spreading COVID down in London but I’m hearing that the Tartan army, charitable as always, are offering free jabs to all England fans ✊ respect x

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Imagine meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time & her da marches you out to the garden to his lockdown man cave to interrogate you in front of his prized framed football tops x