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@amelia_tweetz That’s very very very true.

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@itsnwts @omgsidewalks August

[ArtButMakeItNow @artbutnow]

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

Easter egg etiquette dictates that the egg must be visible from somewhere you can stand, without opening or rooting through. The ideal egg is one that makes you slap your forehead and say, "How did I miss that?" You must exploit the fact that easter eggs are the color of spring.

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@jakebrodes

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Feature idea for @X: Add a built-in “Define” option — just highlight any word or term in a post and instantly see its definition + real-world usage examples (like a quick dictionary popup).
@elonmusk

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@historycalendar The man had a great head of hair.

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@synblinkerfluid We were thinking it, you were saying it

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@ThatEricAlper Cecilia https://t.co/IZdWWrStah

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@OrevaZSN I also take a bunch of screenshots

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I wouldn’t buy a second-hand car from him.

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@TheCinesthetic

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@TheMaineWonk @BarackObama We’ve fallen so far.

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@RepJayapal @JoshEakle You would think that since she knew the topics in advance, she could have come up with honest, straightforward answers to at least one question.

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@FischerKing64 @BanUnsweetTea The top marginal income tax rate was also 91%

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@KFILE Give it 5 years when all the evil Steven Miller did is revealed and I’ll be right there with you.

[Paulo @pauloap]

Sensacional isso aqui: um comercial do SuperBowl recriou Jurassic Park com um plot twist

Com o sistema funcionando, o parque não teria virado caos e o filme seria muito diferente

A propaganda tem a volta de Sam Neill, Laura Dern e Jeff Goldblum nos mesmos papéis, muito legal

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@Autistic_Lauren Depends on the minute

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@dieworkwear

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@DagoSupremacy