The Assorted WRKS Company

Obsessed with creating and understanding what drives us.
Turning work into play, one creation at a time.

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@FootTicklenj @PoliticoForYou It’s a picture of the two least credible people in international politics. Of course it’s a meme, but they’re definitely about to do this

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@MickeyFactz @kxngcrooked The same way you can be technically proficient at basketball and still not play a winning game, if you blow all those technical skills on wack songs you’re still wack. It sucks but some of it really does just come down to the rule of cool and delivery

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@runthejuuls2 @theashleyray The same way they did in the wake of the 08 crisis? Come on man you can literally look this shit up

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@SonRaw I’m just gonna say it, this album is a time capsule tape and niggas who say it defines his late stage career are silly. Working on Detox made him want to do some glossy futuristic shit, and like almost every attempt to define the future it missed the mark. Its really not that bad

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@OnBoardEveryone @inherentvice10 @vincestaples “Yall come off submissive”

The fuck does this even mean? We but sub and dom music fans now? He treats making music like work so it doesn’t eat him alive. There’s a ton of musiciansthat do this, they just aren’t blunt about it lmao, it’s truly not that deep

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@RandyCarter9455 @EthanLevins2 Hezbollah didn’t exist the first time Israel invaded southern Lebanon, guess what moral geniuses went and massacred a village leading to its creation shortly after?

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@ohbetr People were already building teams around prime CP3 when he was 5’11 so I think at 6’8 he might’ve been able to beat the clippers curse

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@AlphaLegion101 Nobody who thinks art, music, and knowledge are being solved by slopists pumping out evidence they have no skill, taste, or knowledge, let alone thinks they can be “solved” in the first place, should be taken seriously

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@DaveMuskratt @HormuzLetter No shot Iran said “not without our conditions being met”, when they said last week they would say no to any deal that didn’t meet their conditions? Really? How long do you think it takes to say no on the phone?

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@BrainLeakage03 Wild to me that people still don’t understand that 9/11 basically restarted history here after it “ended” on 1989. We really thought with the power of vibes and neoliberalism we could overcome anything until that vision literally crumbled to dust on national tv.

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@Cammoflauge44 @ShawnIsShady @AnujSha11362782 This is an even worse take. Drake is overrated but the whole “Em is untouchably good” thing has been played out since his prime. Even he doesn’t think it’s true

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@mehdirhasan Bro. Bro. The first amendment applies to the government bro. If he was arrested then yeah, free speech violation. This is just genocide deniers not wanting to pay for a dude to say they’re committing a genocide. Wack as that may be it isn’t an attack on free speech.

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@thobbsjourno Is there a secret competition among Drake superfans to produce the worst takes possible? You get past ran to Atlanta and it’s literally just Drizzy by numbers. You niggas live in a world when Views is his first album or some shit cause ain’t no way we’re calling Iceman a classic

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@beninbf @marclamonthill @PaliNewsNetwork It’s 2026. Not understanding coalition politics during their most effective period since the early 1900s is a skill issue. Is the solution to keep waiting for the DemSoc messiah to bring about the revolution™️or can we accept progressive and perfect aren’t synonymous? Come on now

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@Maximumatheist @Letterlout If anything people who think religion and intelligence are fundamentally incompatible can’t be considered authorities on religion or intelligence. Theres objective evidence to the contrary.

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@Leesamkap @RabbiMivasair Hamas is evil so Israel can be evil, but if you say Israel is no better than the terrorists, you’re antisemitic

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@swombat “I didnt expect the people who wrote extensively about the potential ills of technological advancement to also talk extensively about the potential ills of technological advancement”

Huh?

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@wil_da_beast630 This is just the Auschwitz swimming pool take

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@BenNetan30 @Swollentwt Hamas’ greatest recruiter is Benjamin Netanyahu