Foshie

Clairo, Matcha, Tote Bag & Birkenstock appreciation society (and everything in-between)

[Foshie @Asspatheticcc]

"55 Marlboro golds, 55 Stellas, 55 mango loco monsters, 55 velo freeze, 55 kinder buenos, 55 magnums ..."

[Edelweiss🪟🇺🇳 @Spacejacobin]

Corruption: R +1

[🇮🇴WilliamTheBonqueror @BillTheKid1603]

UK Prime ministers pension was not designed for today's dependence ratio of 1 working PM to 9 former PMs

[Fusion @space_homer]

"Nietzsche was a loser."

*Scribbles LOSER on a whiteboard*

"Homer was fake."

*Scribbles FAKE on a whiteboard*

"But Temu is real. I got this suit from there. Only $39.99."

*Scribbles TEMU: SUIT - $39.99 on a whiteboard*

[Трис @bulgarbrutalit2]

I watched a one hour video about Roman von Ungern-Sternberg and I know a few inane factoids about Mongolia. I'm so fuckng esoteric and cultured and based. I'm totally different from all of the other pop history losers

[ellen🍸 @algorecrave]

thinking about this tweet

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

This is more catastrophic for England than the witch doctor

[jony @jo333ny]

yeah man thats what i was looking for

[Foshie @Asspatheticcc]

im not a third-worldist, im a fourth-worldism and i stand in solidarity with my argentinian and turkish brothers and sisters

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Keir Starmer with an 85 seat majority: my own party backstabbed me and the majority of my country fucking hates me. I must humiliatingly resign in front of everyone

Mark Carney with a 2 seat majority:

[Foshie @Asspatheticcc]

wait I forgot that's Wayne Lineker

[Foshie @Asspatheticcc]

wouldn't it be funny if there was a British clav called "chavicular" and "mint-maxed"

[Foshie @Asspatheticcc]

"I want a goth mommy in my life"
ok Mason who goes to bible study and lives off light beer sure you do

[Keaton Weiss @thatkeaton]

‘We can’t invest in America because we’re fighting wars’ is literally the opposite of what he ran on.

Biggest scam in modern political history, hands down.