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Naruto running to all my classes

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New girl would make more sense if it took place in Milwaukee

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Does anyone want to sponsor me

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HE DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE COCK A DOODIE CAR!

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Im not going to the gym unless i'm on dat treadmill 😋😋

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Bubba trump shrimp

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Chopped and lonely

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Bored

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Avoidant-off with all my baes

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The oscars is just a scientology/derp convention and i bet the vibes are horrible there. i would be sweating in my seat

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Yo mama!!! haha

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i physically can't stop watching sex and the city, every hour that goes by and i don't watch it i break out in hives

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So i took my old-fart ass home. That's just me

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Apparently, we weren't Y2K compatible

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But i'm only a gelfling!

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Why does no one talk abt how scary the polar express is

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Yum! i love boiling water

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Wauce geller

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Obama was lit. We need that back

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A day at the mall of america would fix me