owen

I never owned a fushigi ball and everything stemmed from that

[owen @assprinpls]

they said I’d never do it

[J Milli @HEBenjoyer]

Tennessee Titans have already got the lawsuit ready

[Daniel Cruse @youngpoultry]

“Just don’t go.”

[owen @assprinpls]

if u threw up in the row behind you at the Bruno concert (before any openers came on) then didn’t clean it, and let another family come and stand in it; u gotta get the firing squad

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

they still running this gimmick in 2026 son

[Gracie @graciem120001]

AMC Kips bay closing

[owen @assprinpls]

@NYCMayor please my love, please fix this and keep our sanctuary safe

[Variety @Variety]

AMC Kips Bay 15, the movie theater chain’s second-largest multiplex in Manhattan, will close at the end of the year.

“We expect that AMC Kips Bay 15 will continue operating until the end of 2026, at which time the theatre will close following the property owner’s decision to exercise its contractual right to terminate the theatre’s lease before its scheduled expiration,” an AMC spokesperson told Variety.

https://t.co/L9EjzcMUnO

[owen @assprinpls]

@tbhdudeidk #blessed #upthescore #cattalk

[gusz. 🧛🏻 @fuckgusz]

não vejo a hora de bater meu ponto sexta feira e ir pra casa descansar ( hoje é segunda feira )

[Spev.V2 @SpevV2]

I’m beyond ready

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Zohran Mamdani, what is your plan to stop people who don’t live in the city from snapping up our precious inventory of AMC Lincoln Square IMAX 70mm DUNE PART 3 tickets

[owen @assprinpls]

@AMCTheatres PERISH PERISH
I pay for alist just to get slammed in presale tickets by resellers FOR A MOVIE

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

It was a GI Jane joke

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

a fry cook *bang bang* a spatula *bang bang* a secret formula *bang bang* a plankton *bang bang* an evil plan

[Briaunna’s Husband 💍 @PlanetRell_]

That Beyond The Spider-Verse trailer

[dre @v2TokyoGhost]

That beyond the spider-verse teaser trailer..

[owen @assprinpls]

the morning ritual #yep

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

We need to cancel all direct flights going from San Francisco to New York. URGENTLY.

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

I remember asking assistant coach Mo Cheeks, what’s harder to do? Workout after practice or before?? I only asked cuz by time I would get to the gym, Russ was already done in the morning and I usually got mine in after practice. Mo like, “coming in before practice is probably harder”…since then, it’s been my routine….a lot of people looked at the emotions on the court and thought Russ was loud, nah to me, he was quiet and methodical. He lead by example and once the lights were bright, he let everything out and experienced pure freedom. It was inspiring as his teammate and everywhere I went, I seen it inspire people from all walks of life, crazy thing is, he didn’t say much, he just showed up. For 18 years. This basketball life is sacred to us as professionals, what we put into that court means everything. Some of us wish we could go back and do things with a little more intent and some can just wipe their hands and be satisfied with the time spent. Who u gonna be? We know what zero was on…keep inspiring in the next phase of life champ. I don’t care what happens, can’t erase what it was…The first YNs, finals run in our early 20s, all star games, seeing each other get injured and bounce back, the bus rides, plane rides, card games, jokes and arguments, the whole thing, memorable!! …to the whole Westbrook family, Nina, the kids, mama Westbrook, big Russ, Ray, Donnell, everybody from luezinger high and ucla and many more that I’m forgettin, much love and Congratulations on a iconic career.