Walsh's Ass

Yeah, I'm Sam Walsh's Ass....

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When your brain translates "act naturally" to "walk like you're made of wood" as you stroll through Nothing to Declare

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@joshdavies66 omg ikr idk lol k bye😘

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Haven't been tweeting. Kind of hard when you're either slamming into snow or using Austrian internet

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Saying you're sorry that you "think" someone has the wrong number, despite being 100% sure you're not a shop

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Shutting yourself in the wardrobe until the window cleaner has finished and left

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Saying "right" to prepare everyone for your imminent departure

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Today's weather: Grey

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Attracting a waiter's attention by apologising to them

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Worrying you're going to be arrested as you present your perfectly valid train ticket to the inspector

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@BridieMartin_ me, the ass

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#WheresEdward thanks to @Asssofwalsh for providing the ass

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Ebola #thingsthatarebettertoskionthanskipembrey

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@BridieMartin_ send her a picture of me

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@rhysdaviess9 only coz u can't

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@BanterWalsh shut up or I'll make you shit in chemistry.

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Dylan smells more than me and I'm a bum lol

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I turn the bath chocolatey #cocoplops

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Past quotes of Walsh: Tits of get the fuck out #memoirsofanasscrack