Chapa

[Chapa @asstecian]

The Spice Melange

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Tom Brady launches “Good Nut” — an organic coconut water drink.

[Snap Blast PLAY @SnapBlastPLAY]

🟢 Asha Sharma in 3 months -

✅ Brings back EXCLUSIVES
✅ Kills co-pilot
✅ New Xbox logo
✅ Cut GamePass price
✅ Kills “This is an Xbox” ad
✅ Makes console core
✅ Updates Achievements
✅ Adds Gamer Badges
✅ Announce Project Helix
✅ Re-launch fan fest
✅ Adds fan feedback

[Kirk Henderson @KirkSeriousFace]

The implication that LeBron James has been killing kids with Sprite for 25 years

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

Condom sex and turkey bacon is the same damn thing🙄

[Schizoonthemic3🇧🇧 @schizoonthemic3]

Fat girls bragging about having big titties is like unemployed dudes bragging about having the day off

[Kyle “BoJack” Hall @bigbj153]

1. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
2. Adolf Hitler
3. Alex Caruso
4. Osama Bin Laden
5. Isaiah Hartenstein

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

prayer circle:

🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
OKC
🕯 BLOWOUT 🕯
LOSS
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯

[GUNPOWDER & HOLYWATER @status_culture]

This is looks bad for all American born players. A French player is bringing back toughness and competitiveness to the league.

Bron wanted to be friends and Wemby want to break you.

He’s saving basketball in real time.

[big strong guy, he’s a big strong guy @HESaBSG]

the cuckquarium

[Kalshi FC @KalshiFC]

This is the view from inside Monterrey's stadium!

One of Mexico's 2026 World Cup hosts 🫣

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

How it feels to be a sensitive young man in a world full of evil women

[mev 🏀🧸🌹 @mevvybear]

They asked Chet the same question and he refused to answer btw

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

A Chrysler 300 look like a Phantom until a Phantom pull up.

[Elias @fcb_elias1]

🚨Robert Lewandowski on how hard it was for him to leave Bayern Munich for Barcelona

🗣️ Robert Lewandowski:

“When I had to make the decision to join Barcelona, it was honestly one of the most difficult decisions of my life. At Bayern Munich, I had everything. We were winning trophies every season, competing for every title possible, and personally I was in one of the best moments of my career. One or two years before joining Barça, I had already won everything there was to win with Bayern. Many people asked me: ‘Why leave a perfect situation?’

But football is not only about comfort. Sometimes you feel something bigger inside you.

At that moment, Barcelona were in a very difficult situation. Not only financially, but also emotionally as a club. When we played against them in the Champions League with Bayern, I remember feeling that something was missing. You could see the stadium, the fans, the history… but it did not feel like the Barcelona that everyone respected for many years. It was strange because this club has always represented greatness, personality, beautiful football.

And after those games in Munich and Barcelona, I started thinking a lot. I knew that if one day I had the opportunity to join Barça, I could help change things. Not alone, of course, because one player never changes everything, but I felt I could bring experience, mentality, leadership and hunger back to the dressing room.

Many people thought I was crazy to leave Bayern at that stage of my career. They said Barcelona was finished, that the club was too broken, too unstable. But for me, that was exactly the challenge that attracted me. It is easy to join a club when everything is perfect. The real test is joining when people doubt them and helping bring them back to where they belong.

I did not come to Barcelona for a holiday or to enjoy the weather. I came because I believed this club could rise again. When you wear this badge, you understand immediately how massive this club is. The pressure is huge, but so is the motivation.

Today, I am proud of that decision because I followed my heart and my football ambition. Barcelona is not just a club you play for — it’s a responsibility. And from the first day, I wanted to help restore that winning mentality again.”

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Lakers players if they played for Mexico in the World Cup ⚽️

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

He said my girl’s pussy is the most edible out there. He said he’s eating Wagyu pussy, grass fed, free range

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Just got accepted for a junior position on the leveraged finance team at JP Morgan

[🤺🇸🇳🇧🇪🇳🇱 @philfanacc]

bruh idc about the White House getting shot up put the Wolves back on my screen my nigga

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

SGA vs the Suns in Game 1:

5-18 FG
0-4 3P
15-17 Free Throws

GENERATIONAL WHISTLE🔥