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is it better to tweet or to die (28)

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @bbfeebeee]

no i don’t think so

[eddie @asstronaut69]

just spent nine dollars + tax on the worst onion rings i’ve ever had ever in my entire life since i’ve been born up until right this second

[Janet Jackson Superbowl 2027 Halliwell @Tev_Campbell]

A man be yall's gay awakening. Mine was 3 white women and giant green book.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

FKA twigs’ lawsuit against Shia LaBeouf has ended after he agreed to void her NDA.

Twigs calls it an important victory for women who want to speak out against sexual abuse.

(https://t.co/NganaOf6E1)

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i don’t believe in “if they wanted to they would” because i want to and i don’t

[elle 🔻 @dregcollapse]

the stripper loves me, and the record store guy respects my taste, and the barista is genuinely interested in my morning, and the tattoo artist thinks i can sit really well,

[★ albs ★ @albertoutspoken]

Had every reason to age like milk but it aged like the finest of wines

[iz @pushinghoney]

I’m serious about making paellas. This is the season of us

[eddie @asstronaut69]

louis de pointe du lac to armand

[redrum @griffisu]

“what are we” WE are waiting for my ex to come back

[🇵🇸 ALI 🔻 @GoldSaints]

the conversation in question:

[cat ⋆˚࿔ @eurybaird]

witches can be right, giants can be good, you decide what’s right, you decide what’s good

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I'll go down any aisle in the store. Not even scared

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Does anyone Know if we got Tossing and Turning tonight

[bambi ✿ they @bbambied]

i wish my block button killed people

[lexi @deslayoncourt]

THIS IS KILLING ME KSJDNFFNKFNF

[⟲ @unotfbg]

i need a financial advisor and a shock collar

[confessions of a 20something drama queen @liveauthentic_]

the change in sound when the different couples are in the pool?!?! EMMY, GRAMMY, TONY, OSCAR, GOLDEN GLOBE… whatever the awards are for editing, they need to go to you