michael.

Sometimes offensive, sometimes sorry. That last part is a lie. [RP/FL]

[michael. @assumcd]

"if pussy wasn't meant to be eaten, why is it shaped like a taco?"

[michael. @assumcd]

Not sure why I'm blocked, but okay.

[michael. @assumcd]

Lmfao, what the fuck?

[michael. @assumcd]

Bringing this back from the dead.

[michael. @assumcd]

Hello.

[michael. @assumcd]

I miss her way too much. Wow. Haha, I'm so fucking clingy. :---)

[michael. @assumcd]

I've been so off track ever since Luke left.

[michael. @assumcd]

I miss Luke.

[michael. @assumcd]

In the moonlight, you looked just like an angel in disguise.

[michael. @assumcd]

I'm so inactive. Goddamn.

[michael. @assumcd]

I feel like throwing myself down a flight of stairs :-)

[Calum. @destroyedaIibi]

Hi, I'm Calum. Your local fuckboy.

[michael. @assumcd]

yeah ok

[michael. @assumcd]

Just because you don't think you did doesn't mean it isn't true. :)

[michael. @assumcd]

I'm avoiding Twitter for today. And maybe iMessage. Fuck all of you.

[michael. @assumcd]

Wow, way to piss me off. Lmao.