AssumedAssistantHead

Assistant Head at an Academy. Expert in Teaching and Learning. Motivator of staff. Chilled out entertainer.

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

Just imagine voting to keep our poorest children hungry. #ToryScumbags #ToryScum

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

I did a lesson in my underpants last week. This time last year we sacked our PE technician for something similar. Strange how times quickly change. #remotelearning #blendedlearning #googlemeets #zoom #underpants #COVID__19

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

Our head of English is a nobhead so I’m all for this! #supportiveslt

[Stuart Pryke @SPryke2]

More AQA news!

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

This government is a disgrace. The DFE releasing guidance on a Friday of a bank holiday before schools reopen is a joke. It’s bad enough for competent SLTs to deal with this. How the hell will me and my lot cope? We can barely make sports day run smoothly! #schoolsreopeninguk

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

We need more of this. #behaviour4learning

[Annoyed Teacher @teacher_annoyed]

So we hired an admin who was fired from their last district for body slamming a kid. Great.

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

I’m so pissed off. Definitely going to do a learning walk on our year 11s this morning. #bastard

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

All those sleepless nights about our P8 score from this year’s Y11 cohort was wasted energy then! 🙈

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

Well the ‘cough when we hear bullshit’ game backfired today. Got forced to go home! #Corvid19uk #SelfIsolation

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

Thanks Gavin...you f*****g tit!

[Sir Gavin Williamson CBE MP @GavinWilliamson]

We are committed to supporting schools to stay open at this difficult time. As part of our measures to help them, we are temporarily suspending routine Ofsted inspections.
https://t.co/690QHNKDCi

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

My Year 7s couldn’t wait to show me the posters they made which I set for cover on Friday. Unfortunately, we couldn’t find them. They’ve been ‘moved’ from my desk. #suckers

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

I know teachers who will vote Tory. They’ll do that today. They’ll moan about poor pay and workload tomorrow. And I’ll laugh. I’ll laugh in their faces. #GE2109 #ToriesOutDecember12

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

Our second in English has become the school’s @NASUWT rep. I give her three months max...

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

Got to love a google doc.

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

Half term can sometimes mean teachers hit the drink big time. Their thought processes become fuzzy. Proof is right here!

[Amy Forrester @amymayforrester]

@Ashmore2013 @mrbrownsays Labour and libdems will destroy education. We have made such many positive steps in education under the Tories and we have them to thank for that. I’m not sure I’d ever want to teach under labour rule. The only positive is that they’d increase funding but would fund a bad job!

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

@amymayforrester Labour’s policies of reforming ofsted and scrapping sats sounds ok to me!

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

@ModernCassie @mini_lebowski Is this for staff or children?

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

Tonight, just before my head hits the pillow, I’ll be completing the underpants dance. Basically I dance, in my pants, in front of my non-teacher girlfriend, mocking the fact she has work tomorrow and I don’t. #underpantsdance #halfterm

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

Out at the pub with a few mates for lunch. Guess who comes in with a load of marking?! Our Head of English! They’re trolling me with their workload bollocks!

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

Sorry if I’m quiet...BUT IT’S HALF TERM! BOOOOOM! #holidays

[AssumedAssistantHead @assumedasshead]

Just seen at least three kids on free school meals with a better phone than me. #FreeSchoolLunches #nomoneynoproblems