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[Aster ✨ 🌵 @ast3rnaut]

*X-Files theme song plays*
Me:

[summa .ᐟ.ᐟ @puppydogmatism]

"do you think you could resist the lure of a succubus?"

"oh i dunno, could you commit a crime in heaven and evade the eye of god?"

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

you can only rt this today

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

I would like to announce the upcoming Stardew Valley Cookbook! It'll be out next spring, and includes 50 recipes from the game... such as pink cake, salad, and the strange bun. Cover illustration by @kee_fry

[Collydust (OPEN FOR WORK) 🌟 @DustyassGoat]

its always support autistic people

unless they like kids shows, are picky eaters, have meltdowns, sit weird, are socially awkward, have a lack of filter, have trouble understanding discourse, and basically every other negative trait that comes with a disorder

[Aster ✨ 🌵 @ast3rnaut]

@beezy_cheesy @ConcernedApe chocolate (assorted) c:

[george watsky @gwatsky]

next single tomorrow!🔺

[Aster ✨ 🌵 @ast3rnaut]

@_lil_blue_ omg Taur this popped up in my recommended 😭

[george watsky @gwatsky]

how you been?! 🫠

[One Forty One @JaxenMullenax]

“Straight” men will suck a vape dry over the course of a day but won’t suck even ONE dick. Grow up.

[exciting!!excellent!!🇵🇸✨ @superexcitebike]

⚠️⚠️⚠️WARNING⚠️⚠️⚠️ DO *NOT* TRY TO ASTRAL PROJECT INTO NEW JERSEY I REPEAT DO *NOT* TRY TO ASTRAL PROJECT INTO NEW JERSEY

[✩ space cowboy august ✩ @liawbyy]

pls this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

that’s my emotional support unfolded pile of laundry