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[. @astainpaloma]

Still a self-centered bitch tho. 😌

[Life Pro Fitness @BestProFitness]

Invest in yourself

[. @astainpaloma]

Marry someone that knows how to cook because looks go away but hunger doesn't. 😌

[world series champ ant @lameant]

when someone asks for some of your food

[. @astainpaloma]

That best revenge of all: Happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life.

[. @astainpaloma]

To those who tell me that cursing is unattractive...... Bitch Go Fuck Off😀 (Also includes to fuckboys that get to close to me)

[Primoo_Zer06' @ChristianMota96]

#TweetSomethingHispanicParentsSay when you get home and they still ask, 'ya llegaste?'.... likee Noo ama soy un fantasma 😒😂😂

[. @astainpaloma]

In general, I hate people that dip, your fucking stupid for using a product that gives you no benefit but mouth cancer. 😊

[. @astainpaloma]

Or accidentally stepping on a fucking puddle of dip spit.

[. @astainpaloma]

When you find a Mountain Dew bottle filled with dip spit in the toys section of walmart.

[. @astainpaloma]

Ahh the perks of living in Alabama 😌

[. @astainpaloma]

#KTABitch 😂😂

[. @astainpaloma]

Plz Shut the fuck up. Your just as annoying as an overly played song on the radio.☺️#peasant

[guissel 🐮 @AsapGigi]

#HispanicGirlsUnited because in 2015 I still get a weird look when I have to translate for my mom when we're at a store or anywhere.