ZenD

Copywriter ✍️ • Data Analyst 📊 • Exploring Web3 🕸️ • Advocating for Charity & Social Good ❤️ • We all growing just to get buried 🌹🥀⛺ #camper4life

[ZenD @astala276]

Meet ZenD — where copywriting finesse meets data-driven dominance.

He doesn’t just sell you an idea.
He reverse-engineers your desire, tracks your behavior, and predicts your conversion before you even scroll.

Part poet. Part algorithm. Fully Web3.

[weightlossmessiah @shredwithQpid]

Brother on black either doesn’t have a mirror at home or seriously lacks self awareness

[ZenD @astala276]

@_FarouqOlami For real man. It’s sad to watch. Clown behavior.
Like what did the guy do to deserve that kind of wash.
Pvssy @ss nigg@ behavior mehn

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Protesters førcefully gained entrance into the Ogun State Government House

Massive Protest hit Ogun State as NUT Nigeria Union of Teachers Demands released of the åbdûcted School Children and Teachers in Oyo state

[ZenD @astala276]

@queenie_baybe I no go lie, that video is off… He can’t stand straight? Why is he grabbing the child like that?
A lot of weird things in the video

That girl was clearly uncomfortable

[ZenD @astala276]

@fra_bernard This thing is traceable. The government cannot say they can't track this thing. The Nigerian government has turned the lives of its citizens to politics atp.

[ZenD @astala276]

@clary_9ja @Owiggy_ Wtf are you saying? How is this an APC strategy?

[ZenD @astala276]

@RedFlagXI @ashantewa1 You no get sense fr. You be nobody so I no get talk with you

[ZenD @astala276]

@RedFlagXI @ashantewa1 Oya na. You weh don declare yourself as red flag, make I dey explain concept of healthy relationship to you, lmao

[ZenD @astala276]

@Willy_sensation @ashantewa1 Make your papa go rest, you dey craze. Since you’re so stupid to comprehend the implications of actions like this

[ZenD @astala276]

@B_AWorthy @lilyally98 Ehn ehn na… See as person cover body, kan clean. And she’s trying to gaslight Nigerian men for her own lack of fashion sense

[ZenD @astala276]

@TaiwoObianuju @kenkenlewu @ThiagoUtdA Who never hold pad 🎮 go think say e easy to score goal

[ZenD @astala276]

@Cristiano Omoooo… Ororo don dey old!!! 😔😔

[ZenD @astala276]

@uff_meri_adaa For real, man! For real!

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Being a Nigerian is enough reason not to believe in God.

[ZenD @astala276]

@ChuksEricE Girls will carry their legs to go look for trouble and shame, then claim foul when the result comes... So you got there, and want to give them a different vibe. You expect them to leave you alone so you spoil the 'fun' for them?

[ZenD @astala276]

Nigeria has failed its citizens. No government should negotiate with terrorists, yet Nigeria is offering them rehabilitation. That's absolutely diabolical.

The government should bring back CASHLESS POLICY to make ransom payments harder to conceal and trace financial transactions more effectively.

No untraceable funds, no kidnapping.
@officialABAT @FinMinNigeria @HQNigerianArmy @NigerianNavy @NigeriaAirforce @PoliceNG @fmha_pa

[NASIRU @iamnasboi]

Buh wait o! Why exactly are we negotiating with bandits. Our military isn’t capable?

[ZenD @astala276]

@willinilli024 For men, two fighting no dey pass like this. Fight finish and settle scores... Pray make devil no dey involved the day you go fight your own

[ZenD @astala276]

@Sai_Ishaya_ I think the easy means of transportation makes London look so simple to travel, hence the ‘tiny’ outlook