Audra

This is a Bluey stan account.

[Audra @astarrynight]

Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be rude to IT/tech support staff.

[Audra @astarrynight]

@thedooberhead @elonmusk It read like a phishing scheme, the time stamp was odd, and the email address was vague. There are better ways to collect that data than an email that reads like a social engineering scheme.

[Junners @bork_borkington]

I'm problematic. Not in a 'cancelled' way, in a 'the nuns in The Sound of Music would have sung about me' way

[Audra @astarrynight]

I would love to sit down and watch Encanto with my grandma and watch her reactions to Mirabel and her abuela.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

one thing i hate about christian apologetics is it makes christianity about winning debates instead of following jesus

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

‘Inside Out’ if it took place inside my head

[Audra @astarrynight]

@IllegallyxBlind It's so fun.

[Will Steakin @wsteaks]

Incredible millennial prom energy

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

The best part of getting old is becoming the target demographic for the Super Bowl halftime show

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

Twister
Twisters
Twister: Topeka Drift
Twist
Tornado 5
Tornado and Twister 6
Twister 7
The Fate of the Twister
T9
Twister X

[Audra @astarrynight]

My kids loved the presents that Noah and I picked out for my dad and stepmom to buy for them 🤣

[Audra @astarrynight]

@dreadpiratehera I'm here for it.

[Audra @astarrynight]

@jessiedance3 Found it: https://t.co/vAsUlcnU6z

Reddit saves the day!

[Audra @astarrynight]

I really want to know where Cristy bought the orange and poppy dress from this week's #GBBO

[Audra @astarrynight]

@jessiedance3 If I find it, I'll link it here 😊

[Audra @astarrynight]

@tasgvlogs @askywalkerjuice But how does he feel about the emperor's nephew?

[Audra @astarrynight]

@BaseballQuotes1

[Nate Postlethwait @nate_postlethwt]

Less “You need to let that go” and more “Im sorry for the ways you’re still paying for what I did to you.”

[Audra @astarrynight]

@midwestern_ope And if you're going to drive that far, you might as well stop at Menards or Home Depot.

[Audra @astarrynight]

I don't know what Micah was watching today, but he suddenly asked me (in distress), "Grandmas can die?!"

Yeah, little dude, they can.