I recently got a massage and the lady was so rude she wouldn't shake my hand at the end. So I needed a new massage vendor, so I go to Yelp to find something. I found one says it only takes cash, hmm I thought, I wonder! Might they offer services "off the menu" so to speak? I just won't tell the wife. I hope the massage goes great and I'll have extra cash, just in case! I will need to make it home on time, so the wife doesn't suspect anything