Alyssa 🙂

[Alyssa 🙂 @astauffz33]

not the diddler!!!

[Alyssa 🙂 @astauffz33]

I’m just saying you could do better…tell me have you heard that lately?

[Alyssa 🙂 @astauffz33]

Still finding myself let alone a soulmate I’m just saying

[Alyssa 🙂 @astauffz33]

Nothing will ruin your day faster than standing up and realizing you started your period

[Alyssa 🙂 @astauffz33]

I love Eminem but

I wanna abra cadabra erase this shitty song from my memory

[Alyssa 🙂 @astauffz33]

saw graffiti of the word “vag” today….its usually a penis, how refreshing #Feminism

[Alyssa 🙂 @astauffz33]

when did Sexyy Red become a finance bro lol

[Alyssa 🙂 @astauffz33]

Seems like you gain more from a sugar daddy or a drug dealer

[GarfieId @GarfieldFanArt]

Hi guys, Jon here.

Garfield passed away in his sleep last night after eating at an Olive Garden buffet earlier in the night. It was sudden and we’re still in shock. I don’t know how this could have happened, but I just didn’t want you guys to be left in the dark.

Thank you.

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

Is somebody gunna match my squeak?

[Alyssa 🙂 @astauffz33]

I love plugs. They say one word per message yet they the most communicative men I’ve ever met

[Alyssa 🙂 @astauffz33]

Why is the Michelin Man kinda 😏😏😏

[Alyssa 🙂 @astauffz33]

Not my sexual biwakening being Kehlani lmao

[Alyssa 🙂 @astauffz33]

Alright rent is due soon so someone think of something clever so I can copy & paste that ish & pretend I thought of it

[Alyssa 🙂 @astauffz33]

Ugh this sweet boy doesn’t know about the Kardashians

[Alyssa 🙂 @astauffz33]

Blueface and Crisean are both crazy. Both of them need to get offline & think about their children

[jordan @JGDaGod]

Leave me df alone sometimes

[Alyssa 🙂 @astauffz33]

Kindness for King’s Surgery https://t.co/yA0HLV3X7U

[Alyssa 🙂 @astauffz33]

Please help my family, every bit counts ❤️🙏🏻

Arya’s Second Transplant and Recovery (Leukemia) https://t.co/qRlqa3Dr6b

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“I miss you”
Me trying to figure out who’s number this is: