The Mechanic

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[Catch22 @TheSonOfGeorge]

You believe Refs favoured Ferguson for 26 years and won all his titles for him.

You believe many of Madrid's UCLs across different seasons were rigged or also influenced by Refs.

But we're the foolish ones for saying Refs can influence the outcome of a 7-game tournament.

[akin🇪🇸 @the_akinola]

more confirmed miracles than @pst_iren

[Xcellent @Xcellent70]

Ronaldo with EDER - 1 Trophy
Ronaldo without EDER - 2 Trophies

Mazi okeke with Di Maria- 4 Trophies
Mazi okeke without Di Maria - zero trophy

[Bonis @BonisNon]

“I’ve seen the light” 😂😂😂

There was an injury time winner Ronaldo scored when I was in uni , I was so happy I started banging my heading on the door

Which kind stupid light I wan see because of rigged World Cup

[The Mechanic @astda99]

@wgeeez I dey die 😭

[The Mechanic @astda99]

@bamiboy_ @HiASSea A!

[The Mechanic @astda99]

@victor_sayo9 @22_shemy get ur facts right, I never used iPhone 5 🌚

[richard @big_ricch25]

see player them wan make i dey argue 🤣 bruno ogo ninu portugal

[wale @olawale2_]

Ausibillah, this brother is a mad man

What a mail

[M. O., What A Guy! @Obeyamark]

The actual killers themselves insist they're targeting Christians.

Western liberals, Nigerian wannabe liberals and moderate Muslims have stayed on the internet for months calling us crazy for saying these people are targeting Christians.

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

“You had the whole year to prepare for her birthday”

Awon aladanwo!

[The Mechanic @astda99]

Wetin be dis fgs 😂😂😂

[Arsenal Babe @arsenalbabe_]

LONDON: A 15-year-old boy stunned a London courtroom after refusing to live with every family member the judge suggested claiming his parents, aunt, and grandparents had all beaten him.

With no relatives left to place him with, the judge asked who he wanted custody from.

The boy calmly replied:
“Chelsea FC. They can’t beat anyone.”

After checking legal guidelines, the judge granted temporary custody to the team.

That’s it, ladies and gentlemen.

[The Mechanic @astda99]

Sebi na u 😂

Gba takes no dey finish for ur mouth

[Genevieve Mbama 🕊 🇳🇬 🇻🇦 @Gviev]

Lols 😅😅😅.

Hopefully you are not among those complaining about New Tax Reforms...

Until Nigerians begin to visit other African countries and spend time. ...they will begin to appreciate we are top 3 CHEAPEST countries...

When people were comparing Nigerian universities to Ghana, i reminded them the least Ghana university pays N1m equiv as school fees while Naija is N 150k.

But as always the ignoramuses on XApp came wailing in my mention😅😅😅

[The Mechanic @astda99]

@_common_W_ Assist count inaccurate asf, lol

[The Mechanic @astda99]

Cos their primary role wasn’t to do that. Bruno’s primary role is chance creation, and he does it at a rate nobody in world football can rival.

Huge fan of Pedri, he’s elite but in playing the game of football? Bruno is better

One reason Pedri is this hyped is because his profile type is generally scarce in world football, doesn’t mean he’s the best midfielder in world football

Because a midfielder isn’t a tempo controller doesn’t mean he’s less of a footballer, that’s not his role

[The Mechanic @astda99]

@Horlatunde @RiceRiceBaby411 @iamtgbanks Part is the midfield personnel but the majority issue is the way we attack actually

Leaves too much gaps for opponents to attack us too

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Women make it a point to always embarrass weak men

[The Mechanic @astda99]

ATLA has to be number 1 mehn

[Infodex @infodexx]

Top Highest-Rated TV Shows of All Time :

1. 🇺🇸 Breaking Bad - 9.5/10
2. 🇺🇸 Band of Brothers - 9.4/10
3. 🇬🇧 Planet Earth II - 9.4/10
4. 🇬🇧 Planet Earth - 9.4/10
5. 🇺🇸 The Wire - 9.4/10
6. 🇺🇸 Chernobyl - 9.3/10
7. 🇺🇸 Avatar: The Last Airbender - 9.3/10
8. 🇦🇺 Bluey - 9.3/10
9. 🇺🇸 Cosmos - 9.3/10
10. 🇬🇧 Blue Planet II - 9.3/10
11. 🇺🇸 Game of Thrones - 9.2/10
12. 🇺🇸 The Sopranos - 9.2/10
13. 🇮🇳 Scam 1992 - 9.2/10
14. 🇺🇸 Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey - 9.2/10
15. 🇬🇧 The World at War - 9.2/10
16. 🇬🇧 Our Planet - 9.2/10
17. 🇯🇵 Attack on Titan - 9.1/10
18. 🇺🇸 Dexter: Resurrection - 9.1/10
19. 🇺🇸 The Chosen - 9.1/10
20. 🇯🇵 Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood - 9.1/10
21. 🇰🇷 When Life Gives You Tangerines - 9.1/10
22. 🇺🇸 The Vietnam War - 9.1/10
23. 🇮🇳 Aspirants - 9.1/10
24. 🇮🇳 Gullak - 9.1/10
25. 🇮🇳 TVF Pitchers - 9.1/10

How many of these shows have you watched ?

Source: IMDb

[The Mechanic @astda99]

@Potgras_d_ace Open your eyes mehn

My God, just look at this

[ًً @ibmxu1]

@courtsideqk What a waste of greatness.

[The Mechanic @astda99]

@lasdeeee @MUFC_redarmy99 while that has it plus, e.g. destroying player power, I think d negatives so far outweigh the positives, for example, our inability toto mix up the way we play, we’re too one way regardless of opponent shape or style of play