Amanda

Sports and Justin Bieber and pie

[Mick Shaffer @mickshaffer]

By far the best episode of Dexter this season. #chiefs

[Amanda @asteff]

Lost my virginity to a Justin Timberlake poster.

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YOLORADO

[Phog Fanatics @Phog_Fanatics]

The 2013 Kansas Basketball freshman class. #RockChalkJayhawk

[Cool Eric @OBiiieeee]

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-how to spell ohger
-ogre plastic surgery
-did Shrek have a hella big dong
-ogre salary
-Tommy Pickle's mom naked

[Amanda @asteff]

Wait, baby! Don't go! Lets twerk things out

[Amanda @asteff]

#prayersforjohnsoncounty

[Amanda @asteff]

This is why I hate people

[Amanda @asteff]

Dr.: so what forms of birth control are you on?

Me: my appearance.

[Amanda @asteff]

Ugh emotions

[Amanda @asteff]

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[Amanda @asteff]

How does one 'falafel'?

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

I'm surprised more emo kids don't go the Batman route.

[Amanda @asteff]

I'm one of those people who has difficulties waking up in time to make 11 am yoga class.

[Amanda @asteff]

An inbred's family tree is more like a wreath.

[Amanda @asteff]

There's just nothing like a romantic evening of laundry with a gassy dog.

[Amanda @asteff]

They have pre wrapped sausage- why don't they have pre wrapped bacon?!

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Most women would be in great shape if carrying emotional burdens built muscle and burned calories.

[Amanda @asteff]

Terminally trill

[Amanda @asteff]

"It's the end of bikini season, better start getting into shape!"

-mentality of most women, myself included