aster

wowza, they/them or whatever you want to use, i loaf cats, one seven yrs old . im not like other girls, i like other girls

[aster @astersatnoon]

🧵 abt what i meant by this tweet

[aster @astersatnoon]

AMERICANS DONT USE WHATSAPP??

[小林元@コバゲン @Gengenkob]

＃すばらしきこのせかい 19周年！＃新すばらしきこのせかい 5周年！ ありがとうございます！

[dantsu 🎶 @stratospheriae]

I really don’t think you can make truly meaningful art without being some kind of pervert. not like in an explicitly sexual way, but there’s a degree of near obsessive fanaticism behind all the profoundly cool shit out there

[Master of Misfits @Paynuspain]

The humble apple is perfectly designed to sit flat on a table. Easy to see why they’re beloved by teachers. Unlike the contemptible orange which is prone to rolling away.

[trash jones @jzux]

hanging out in your room is all fun and games until you get The Feeling

[slovborg @n00rdung]

this is also why labelling yourself is a cognitohazard. only others may label you. do not constrain yourself with expectations.

[zoe @lestertoes]

being 9 really is the most important age, because at that age u will create a password that u will use for the rest of ur life

[ema @ZUTTOISSHOXD]

For me, theres nothing Cool about being into niche media. Its like being into a grandma on life support. It hurts. I keep falling in love with grandmas on life support

[Official ATLUS West @Atlus_West]

Happy birthday, Maya Amano! 🎂🧡 #P30th

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[aster @astersatnoon]

uuuwahhh i feel like an unwilling participant in the russian sleep experiment when i procrastinate on work to do!!
leave me alone deadlines!!
i need to sleep before my growth plates are fixed and i'm permanently shortened!!!

[kenzie ⋆. 𐙚 ̊ @femmeT_T]

imagine being a dead animal on the side of the road just laying there decaying and people in cars just keep passing you and passing you and passing you and passing you and

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[jan @janitorsupreme]

honestly i dont think i wasted my teenage years by spending most of it on the computer. I had fun

[ArcTwik🟡⚪️🟣 @YungChoclateBar]

I feel like a child when people flex having a job cause I don’t even really wanna work ever. I got NO dream job. If I could live without working I’d do that and play with toys and go on vacation a lot, but I’m pretty sure most would, I hope.

[森ノri @tomoyoholic]

You have to be at least a bit chuuni to truly enjoy life

[aster @astersatnoon]

happy watanagashi every1!!

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[aster @astersatnoon]

@umbrimea @vyli3u what on earth i though you were me for a second... very scary