Jager

[Jager @astervictoria]

“Wyd?”

A million beer

[Jager @astervictoria]

Hear me out. You’re a framer but instead of blueprints it’s just Lego instructions.

[Jager @astervictoria]

@PlayWarframe some protoframe suits for drifter would be sick

[Jager @astervictoria]

If I ever go missing, I’m probably still on the job site

[Jager @astervictoria]

Aye Be Cee Dee Eee Ef Gee Ach Eye Jay Kay
El Em In Oh Pee Queue Ar Ess Tee You Vee Double you Ex Why Zee

[Jager @astervictoria]

Being a Koe Wetzel fan is not a personality trait

[Jager @astervictoria]

Don’t catch feelings for me, that shit will NOT work out in your favor

[Jager @astervictoria]

I don’t care if you’re white, black, gay, or straight, that’s fine.

What’s not fine is stopping at a yellow light when we both could have made it bitch.

[Jager @astervictoria]

Believe it or not, I’m not an asshole, I just told you the truth and you don’t like it

[Jager @astervictoria]

Friend: You’re so drunk you can barely walk
Me: That’s why I’m gonna drive home, dipshit

[Jager @astervictoria]

Bad news for beers: I woke up

[Jager @astervictoria]

“Oh, you like girls who are passionate?”

“No. I said, the liquor store, you’re passin’ it.”

[Jager @astervictoria]

Hey @grok is it better to be pissed off or pissed on?

[Jager @astervictoria]

Hey @grok who wins? 100 women vs accountability.

[Jager @astervictoria]

Hey @grok what’s the best cigarette to smoke after divorcing my wife?

[Jager @astervictoria]

I knew I was tall when I tried to hang myself and my feet hit the floor

[Boomer “Thunder” McReary @blunt_boomer]

Me After I Made 3 Lefts & 2 Rights & The Car Still Behind Me

[Jager @astervictoria]

Call me a woman, the way I’m always startin’ shit

[Jager @astervictoria]

Went to an AA meeting thinking it stood for Ambitious Alcoholics…😐