Pet Human

Mother to 5 living 'kits', 3 who are playing OTRB 🌈😿😿😿🌈 2 humans & wife to an incredible man who 💙s my crazy. ok. tolerates...😁
This is 100% cats!!

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

Nikita's advice: Take every opportunity to watch the birds & get some fresh air.
#CatsofTwittter #Cats #CatSummer

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

Maxwell: Our Pet Humans went & got a giant fing that says "rarf rarf" all da time & we is sad now Tried to get rid of dis fing called Cooper dog We've left toys fir it to eat & spits in his water bowl but so far is still here. Send halp....
#cats #catsanddogs #CatsOfTwitter

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

Cat owners understand...
I item of clothing on the bed always equals 1 cat. In order to collect additional cats 1 must place additional items of clothing onto the bed.. The trap is set for another.....
Happy #Caturday
#CatsOfTwitter #cats #cat

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

Pet Human: Oh Hi!! That's not meant for 3.
Nikita: I'm gonna need you to go back to work now K byeeeee..
Pet Human: *slowly closes curtain & walks away*
#CatsOnTwitter #CatsOfTwitter #cats #QueenCatOfTheRBF #Cat
#AllTheLadies

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

Forget monsters under the bed.
This is the reason I can't hang a foot off the side of the bed at night..
#Cats #Cat #CatsOfTwitter

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

They're plotting again. I only heard the tail end of it...something about shoes, string & 3am. #CatsOfTwitter #Cats #Cat #CrazyCats #CatSecrets
#WhisperingCats #ShouldIBeWorried #NikitaCat #MaxwellCat #TabbyTroop #TabbyTales

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

Byou says it's a lay directly on top of the vent with the AC blasting kind of day.. I happen to agree!!!
#CatsOfTwitter #Cats #Cat #CrazyCats #SummerHeat
#CatsAreSmarterThanHumans
#CanIJoinYou #Ocicat

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

Another sleepless night because of the blanket attacker AKA Byou
This is our rescue Ocicat said 2B2 feral 2 ever understand ❤ He ❤s, plays & attacks blankets #AllNightLong like any #Cat Just took patience, ❤ & time!! #AdoptDontShop
#Adopttheunadoptables
#CatsOfTwitter #Cats

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

Maxwell- I iz chillin my biscuits.
Pet Human- That you are. *Sneeze*

#CatsOfTwitter #Cats #Cat #CrazyCats #workingfromhome
#PetHairFlyingInTheWind
#FridayFeeling #TooHot
#Coworker #YesHeIsReallyThatBig
#WhatAreYouLookingAt

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

Friend: What did you do this weekend
Me: I watched my cats, watching rabbits, watching them.
*Realizing I'm a crazy cat lady* 👀 😳
*Being ok with that* 😻
#3Cats1Window
#CatsOfTwitter #Cats #Cat #CrazyCats #SundayThoughts
#TabbyTroop #sundayvibes

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

Nikita- I don't understand

Maxwell- I gets it - is mine

(Yes I hide my candy under my dresser.. shhhhh.. don't tell anyone.. 😉)

#CatsOfTwitter #Cats #Cat #CrazyCats

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

Maxwell- Iz mine now I sleeps.
Zzzzzz.
Pet Human- 🤔 You think you're human or you've watched me #WorkFromHome for too long now & you want to be like me? . !

#Cats #Cat #CatsOfTwitter

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

Chunky Mama-What are you looking at? Can I help you with something? I'm here minding my own business & you're all click, click with the pictures. I know where you sleep & where you keep your favorite shoes.
Pet Human-😳
#CatsOfTwitter #cats #fatcat
#cat #Thatface 🖤🤍😺😻

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

When it's so hot outside but you still need to breathe.

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

Me to my boss : I can't seem to work right now cause well.. Let me just send you a picture.
Boss: Darn that is just too cute
Me: I'm sure she'll move once the meeting starts
Nikita: 😼
#CatsOfTwitter #Catnap #Coworkers #Pillowsforcats
#INeedMyMouseBack #WorkFromHome

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

I'm with you Maxwell - some days are just that hot that you want to bathe in front of a fan. Today is definitely 1 of them.

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

Maxwell- When you goin back to da works so I can poops in yer shoe.
#CatsOfTwitter #Cats #Cat #CatsOfTheQuarantine #WorkingFromHomeLife

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

Pet Human- I know Maxwell. I wish I could go into the out too.
#Cats #Cat #CatsOfTwitter #Catastic #CatsOfTheQuarantine

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

Pet Human- Whatcha doin Maxwell?
Maxwell- I iz soshal diztanzing
#Caterday #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOfTheQuarantine #CatsOnTwitter #Cats #SocialDistancing

[Pet Human @astic_cat]

@missenell LOVE 😻