Artielad 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

He/him
NA CS enjoyer
gaming 😎

[Harper @_autophage]

lightly tugs the sides of my boxers outwards and delicately curtsies

[min @kawanoverse]

sure

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a beer too, you selfish fuck

[Nick @Zarrex]

it's For You dawg it's lit

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Surprising the kids with a pinata full of piping hot sausage gravy

[Lanre★ @auraispeak1]

Peeing with a hard dick so tuff cuz I have to stand like 4 feet away and consider the direction of the wind like an archer

[Urianger Augurelt @SpeakerOfRunes]

Word hath but now reached me, Y'shtola hath laced the brownies again.

[Adam Bojak @AdamBojak]

It really is amazing how, after all these years, @TheOnion is still so insanely good at this

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

It was a tallboy that had 12% alcohol and 156mg of caffeine per can. We would drink two of them, vomit different colors of the rainbow, and then black out, as was the style at the time.

[vernaxes @verzasah]

They aborted my duo.

I can't stop thinking that the gamer who would have ranked up with me was aborted in this timeline, and that's why I soloq. In another alternate timeline, their mother didn't abort them, and they grew up to duo with me. I must be very high ranked there.

[Urianger Augurelt @SpeakerOfRunes]

Upon 17 black, everything.

[mick @mickidiot]

You’re too late Mr Bond, I’ve already peed all of the pee out of my penis

[daily dan hentschel @dailyhentschel]

Cocky wants a break from it all

[gulag apologist prison abolitionist @merlponti1]

historians now hypothesize that "charlie kirk" is actually a fake name given to him later in history. the name itself means "charlie who died", from the old english verb "to kirk", meaning to kill. the verb appears in several texts from the time, which would suggest violence was

[Stratus @theargus2003]

just put the lime in the coconut bro

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Power to young people out there surviving. I have a pretty good relationship with my parents and if I had to live with them I would last like 1 month before going sicko mode on my own wrists in a bathtub with Sufjan Stevens playing on repeat

[gel @ttpdfc]

dry humping while we make out 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤